Free Pregnancy Test
Oh yay! I’m pregnant! It’s a boy! And the Daddy is someone I have never even met before! Brilliant :)
Wonderful. Depite being male, it tells me, I am ‘with child’. Myself and Bodger are over the moon!
I also am with child, and the blastocyst wants to deposit a substantial sum of money into my bank account.
negative….does this mean I’m just grossly overweight.
Im Pregnant………for Pee Wee Herman, Hubby is gonna want a divorce!!!
I am just concerned about the side effects, especially the last one – does that mean SF?
Zeta waves are completely harmless with the exception of minor side-effects such as sleeplessness, irritability, cramping, bloating, myocardial infarction, and a tendency to vote for Republican candidates.
Yippee I’m pregnant….now how do I break the news to my 6month pregnant missus???
Tell her you’re too posh to push
Try to speed up the process about 200%, then tell her it’s twins!
It says the father is civil rights leader Jesse Jackson….I actually met him in 2001 (strange i only remember shaking hands with him….that has to be the gestation period ever.
I’m having a boy!
With Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I decided to take a sneak peek at our beautiful boy’s birth cert, and it turns out he’ll be born on Christmas Day, 2006. Presumably I’ll be pretty pissed off about missing my Christmas dinner 5 years ago, as I’ve apparently decided to name my son Jenny Hayley Schwarzenegger.
I’m pregnant too and the father is Fabio. But on the birthcert it says the baby was born in 2006. Hmmm, I don’t remember that.
I couldn’t get this to work…until I realised (obviously) that you have to pee on your computer and see what colour it turns. Turn’s out I’m not pregnant but my computer is
not working properly.
does pressing control alt delete mean an abortion?
Apparently, I also am pregnant, with a baby boy who will weigh 16lb 6oz ! yeah, over a STONE in weight. Oh, the father? Yeah, apparently it’s the Pope.
The miracle of birth, eh?
I’m preggers, and the father is Janet Reno.