Well Hello Mary Jo

4:50 pm February 1, 2012 Chompsky

Meet Mexican tattoo/piercing/bodymodification postergirl Mary Jose Cristerna aka ‘The Vampire Woman’ aka ‘The Woman Of Your Dreams’

Dreams. Yes.

MORE: The Vampire Woman Of Mexico (Buzzfeed)

23 thoughts on “Well Hello Mary Jo”

VictorRomeo on February 1, 2012 at 4:55 pm said:

I swear, I’d love to bring her home to de mammy for the sport of it all…..
- ab on February 1, 2012 at 5:26 pm said:
  
  well…. she has got a shamrock on her cheek
sean on February 1, 2012 at 4:55 pm said:

*piercing
bozo on February 1, 2012 at 4:56 pm said:

she has children.
wow mommy I’m scared.can you tuck me in?
imagine.
Perry Throne on February 1, 2012 at 4:56 pm said:

Anne Doyle’s enjoying retirement, I see.
Carlosfandango on February 1, 2012 at 5:12 pm said:

Someone I know looks like this. On the inside.
Radford on February 1, 2012 at 5:20 pm said:

As one of the Heathers said; F*ck me gently with a chainsaw!
ab on February 1, 2012 at 5:29 pm said:

I followed that link…. I wish I hadn’t.

She has 4 meat-hooks in her back, Texas Chainsaw Massacre style and another photo shows her suspended from a wire.

Why, what, WHHYY?
Ninjaton on February 1, 2012 at 5:32 pm said:

Jaysus!! If the head’s like that can you imagine the state of the vag.
- hoopla on February 1, 2012 at 5:35 pm said:
  
  im imagining the state of your head for coming out with sh1te like that
  
  plonker
  - Ninjaton on February 1, 2012 at 5:37 pm said:
    
    Seriously though, can you imagine the state of the vag?
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      - Paul on February 1, 2012 at 6:24 pm said:
        
        oh you two!
      - jackobite on February 2, 2012 at 10:20 pm said:
        
        Thanks. Now I can’t stop thinking about the vag.
        
        Make it go away, please. The vagteeth are scaring me.
Chicki on February 1, 2012 at 5:38 pm said:

What is seen cannot be unseen…..
cionn on February 1, 2012 at 5:49 pm said:

seriously hot!
Marzipan on February 1, 2012 at 5:53 pm said:

Does anybody else think she looks like Amy Winehouse?! Maybe Amy isn’t dead, just embracing her alternative lifestyle in Mexico.
ProvingGround on February 1, 2012 at 6:04 pm said:

Looks a bit like Eamon Dunphy after a heavy weekend!
Tara on February 1, 2012 at 6:31 pm said:

Too much lipstick.
- hoopla on February 1, 2012 at 6:35 pm said:
  
  +1
  you girls, you are just SOOO ready to criticise the smallest thing :)
chesty cwesty on February 1, 2012 at 8:13 pm said:

I hope she never has to have an MRI scan……. she would blow like a bulb in a microwave…..
- H on February 2, 2012 at 11:03 am said:
  
  LMAO!!!
Brain on February 2, 2012 at 12:53 pm said:

Hummer?