Ulster Scots, you say? Let’s have a look at that one…
Blimey.
Previously: Tap O’The Morning
(Hat tip: Wodanaz Odin)
Everything. As It Happens.
Ulster Scots, you say? Let’s have a look at that one…
Blimey.
Previously: Tap O’The Morning
(Hat tip: Wodanaz Odin)
LAWL
Appalling.
Didn’t realise Jar Jar Binks was from Norn Iron.
@Paul hahahaha spot on, can’t even read it now, in fits!
Ah Ulster Scots, the excuse for f*cking morons who can’t speak English properly. Just to give you a taste of how appalling this “language” is; their term for the mentally handicapped is “Wee Dafties”.
It’s all just a ploy by the Ulster Unionists to scam grants from the UK and EU’s cultural money pot. Just think, some inbred bell-end was given a wad of tax payers’ money just to sit down and make that Digital Switchover crap up. Just f*ck off you scamming, bigoted twats.
Shur up ya wee daftee
LOL
Can’t imagine where they got the idea of scamming grants. Imagine wasting money to translate something into another language, even though all of its speakers can speak English.
You can’t compare, Irish is an actual languages used for 1000′s of years with it’s own grammar and rules. Ulster Scots is 20 years old, is just English with changed spelling on words and invented solely as a scam.
Wee Dafties! HA!
Oh what a lovely phrase.
So if money was going to Irish language, Unionists wanted the same, just cos!
This section sums it up well:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulster_Scots_dialects#New_orthographies
Queeek…Build a big f*cking wall.
http://www.tintinologist.org/articles/arumbaya.html
Reads like a Kenny Dalglish press conference.
Argh
Ulster Unionists should be embarrassed.
NO! NEVER!
Course, like Gaelic is a really useful language……
It’s a language though.
Still, it’s good to see Irvine Welsh back in print.
Beat me to it.
Ya wee f**&kin’ c**…..
*Thumps head off press door while making tea, and dies*
Thei gih the ideeae frae the Oor Wullie camick bukes, ye ken, the noo. I cannae beleev they geh awee wi eh. Idgits n dafties the lot.
I mentioned this in a comment last month:
http://www.broadsheet.ie/2012/03/13/meet-the-new-luas/
A bit of recognition would be nice broadsheet….
Fair play!
The Wiki article on that very important part of ‘our’ culture is funny!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulster_Scots_dialects
This dude is even funnier…..or maybe painful, i haven’t decided….
I started to watch this for a skit, but got completely taken in by the scenery. Quite honestly some lovely landscape there.
sure I kanny make nae head nor tailie o’ it all!
Good god is that real? that’s not a language it’s just phonetic spelling isn’t it?
Also – Paedophile is Beirn Futterer, Homosexual is Big Jessie. vacum cleaner is Fluar Sucker, Ice Age is Tha Big Snaw, seriously!
I am so effing embarassed for our Northern brothers….
this is nuts… just a twist of English, in fact some of the words are pronounced exactly the same but just spelt differently for the hell of it.
I support the use of more northern dialects on tv though, far too many Belfast accents. It might freak out the uncultured southerners though! lol