Lasting Results

No really. The customer reviews are most helpful.

(Thanks Dave Hayes)

17 thoughts on “Lasting Results”

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don’t…
http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R231U4ZG0YDNHD

Leaning to the centre on April 17, 2012 at 1:05 pm said:

…… have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

Hahahahaha…… Thats the best thing I’ve read in months.

fosull on April 17, 2012 at 2:06 pm said:

So agree. I’m sitting in a library trying not to guffaw out loud.

Broadsheet should immediately try to sign Andrew up as a contributor….best review ever.

seany_delight on April 17, 2012 at 2:29 pm said:

+1

“….if you want your balls to feel like you are teabagging someone with a mouth full mixture of Listerine and Naga Chilli”

“…If you are keen player in the arts of “BDSM” or “Sadomasochism”, be my guest, this product will certainly bring you pleasure.”

It’s so true, men rarely read product instructions! Hilarious :)

On the subject of amusing Amazon reviews, some helpful thoughts on ‘Penetrating Wagner’s “Ring”….

”Although more than a plucky stab at Wagner’s Ring, for my money DiGaetani’s ‘Probing Fanny By Gaslight’ remains his finest work to date”

”Nothing can prepare you for the Ring. Its sublime textures, its dark passages, and its climactic final moments leave one exhausted and spent. In this groundbreaking work John L. DiGaetani succeeds in exploring what it takes to – literally – penetrate the Ring”

And so on and so on….

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/0306804379/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

Hahahah!

1.0 out of 5 stars
Doesn’t work on hares.,
15 April 2012
By
Mr. S. Moulster (Southampton, Hampshire United Kingdom)

“So that was a waste of money. My field has a little bald patch and just as many hares as before. “

Ok, have to stop reading this!! Sitting in doctor’s waiting room laughing like a nut!!

The ingredients are also worth a read. Urea is used in large quantities.

So many wonderful Amazon reviews to choose from, but I think the wolves have it:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B004JNJI84/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t

“It was difficult to understand her words as they were being drowned out by the mass applause from the other customers in the pub. The landlord came up to me and told me that his customers had been in fear of the three louts for the last six months but nobody had the courage to stand up to them, until you came along…….WOLFLORD!”