Just A Splash Of The Milk Of Human Kindness, Please

Thanks.

And give us one of those buns of decency.

Lovely.


23 thoughts on “Just A Splash Of The Milk Of Human Kindness, Please

  1. Christ almighty. This happens in my local and locally owned coffee almost every day.

    These PR announcements dressed up as tweets are fake and misleading.

  2. Patrick M “The tragic thing is that this member of staff is not actually a starbucks employee but and employee of a franchise”. :(

  3. What have I started? I confirm I have NO connection with Starbucks, I rarely drink coffee and I did pay for it eventually. And I see nothing wrong with franchises (what’s that all about?) I’d hate to go through life looking for malign motives everywhere

    • God dammit Pat there’s gonna be an internal investigation over this. CCTV will be checked and that franchise employee is gonna be sacked.

    • The franchises comment refers to a tweet from way back from another Pat about the tragedy that is Starbucks’ business model in Ireland.

  4. “No problem sir, Pay later!”

    Sounds like a line learned directly from their English language training video disseminated all over the world. 1000 Starbucks staff across the world said these exact words today.

    Not much human about that