One is a faceless automaton with a gift for swerving.
The other does stupid stunts.
Everything. As It Happens.
One is a faceless automaton with a gift for swerving.
The other does stupid stunts.
One is a cunning stunt man, the other …..
Never heard that gag before…
I laughed.
I did as well.
A funny is comment is always better than a snide remark.
“Stupid” publicity stunts that serve a purpose
The shop is called “Eason”.
But EVERYONE calls it Easons!
Yeh….across the street is Clery!
No, it’s Clerys.
Website is easons.com
One is a faceless automaton with a gift for swerving.
The other does stupid stunts
Still dont know which statment applies to which?
As is the joke.
there should be a sticker over Kenny’s face as it looks like a growler
You….have had an interesting sex education. Were you duped as a child? ‘You see….the vagina is latin for mouth, my boy. Now tell me. Does this rag smell funny?’
Wouldn’t bother buying it – will be on sale after Christmas
Don’t want to spoil it but probably along the lines of
Was a genius at school, brought apples for the teacher
Daddy played football
Disn’t know what to do for a career so I tried teaching – great holidays, wages and pension
Daddy died and I got his job – great holidays, wages and pension
Kissed ass on back benches and did what I was told
Got a spokesman job and praciced being sincere
Got a minister job and was even more sincere
Party leaders fell on their own swords and I was the least useless candidate
Party leader
Nobody likes me
Heave
Gottem!
FFers screwed up
Jaysus I’m the Taoiseach
I’m an international satesman
That German lady likes me
The French bloke likes me – he kissed me!
The Irish people went mad
Them Europeans recognise my unique talents
Kissed ass on the European stage and did what I was told
Love them long holidays, great wages and mighty pension
You left out the bit where he says ‘I partied!’
No that wasnt our fault remember?
it’s a biography of him, not his own memoir.
Idiots gonna be idiots.