In the waiting room at the National Maternity Hospital.
(Thanks Sam)
70 thoughts on “Anything Good In Closer Magazine This Week?”
No.
That woman needs a psychiatrist.
That’s probably a fair assessment.
I wonder how it started.
Was she bored during the ads for I’m A Celebrity?
“I’d read about dogs breastfeeding before on the internet”
A bad start.
But so have you?
You’re next it seems.
What. The. Actual. Fock.
I think we need a pug referendum.
+1 brilliant.
That’s a fully grown pug, eeeeeeeeeeek
Would it be better if it was a pup????
Sarcasm.
If the puppy pug had been abandoned by its mother or better yet lost its mother in a fire or better again it was a baby bear then yes – much better.
“I could not BEAR to let it die” said the quote headline.
…or better again a foal, no a pair of foals.
“now she feels complete” completely mad more like
At what exact point did it all go wrong? How did we turn from hairy, innocent, monkey-like fellas into dog-suckling wierdos?
Goes to show how some people are so emotionally thick they can’t distinguish between a human and an animal.
“Oh they’re my babies”
No. No they are not. They are animals. They just stick with whoever fed them last.
That’s a blatant snub to her ungrateful offspring. And she’s gone national with it.
International even
The “Jeeayzus!” is strong in this one
Too many idiots own pets.
Too many idiots have children.
Too many idiots think their pets are their children and vice versa.
I’m lost now. What’s vice versa? Too many pets think children are idiots? A lot of them are, you know…
Vice versa was a latin whore who abandoned her kids when she thought they were baby goats. She later went mad with regret and started breast feeding wild animals – hence the legend of Romulas and Remus.
Reminds me of that schooldays favourite – Vidi, Veni VD.
A short little vice verse
WTF, I MEAN WTF DID I MENTION WTF???
Christ on a bike this is the weirdest thing I have ever seen and I have been to Lourdes and a barn dance in Mayo!
take that dog away from that sick bitch
It’s really disturbing… but I kind of wonder why we find it so weird when for example a dog breastfeeding piglets is considered adorable. Granted, it’s not like she’s doing it to save the dogs life as it’s obviously not a puppy, but even if she was trying to save it’s life I doubt we would find it cute. No?
Can I just ask one thing? Does everyone who is commenting on this woman drink soya milk?
you’ll not find me drinking cows milk from the source, teet milked into bucket then a straw from the bucket to my gob.
THIS.
(Also, yes, in my case.)
Drinking milk for nourishment is fine. Breastfeeding a dog to get a feeling of emotional “completeness” is weird.
God (choose one)!…. what the hell is her sex life like!? I pity the father and kids having to live with this nutter.
Great way to shift those extra pregnancy pounds, if you ask me.
This is a private matter between an exuberant woman and her pet. As such, we have no business interfering. I have no doubt it is the misguided Yes vote in the Nanny-State Referendum which has emboldened so many commenters here to stick their oars in.
There is a darker aspect, however. The longer this pug keeps that woman lactating, the more he is functioning as an unnatural contraceptive device.
Is that why Matt Talbot shoved barbed wire down his socks and died? I don’t think so.
Gold.
Ha ha! Well deduced Doctor.
Imagine that conversation with her Pharmacist
“So Terri ( they’re on first name terms because he is her cousin’s neighbour ) what is you current contraceptive device?”
“A two year old Pug”.
God send she doesn’t take it orally.
Unsettling news everyone! I read this article in the hairdressers and she’s not feeding it often enough to have a contraceptive effect. Which means both of them could breed again, I guess.
Though hopefully not together.
You’re about three/four weeks behind the posse on this one BS.
…in other news Obama was elected and there was a big sh_tstorm about what Jimmy Savile and his mates were up to.
“Mitt Romney seems to have disappeared in the last week. Anyone?”
This is pure bestiality. She should have her animals taken off her.
+10000
A policy that would destroy the livelihood of every small farmer in the country.
+bucket of slurry
Tadhg is spot on. Humans are the only species in the world that drinks another species’ milk, as well as being the only species that drinks it beyond the initial period of growth, in which you require the nourishment it provides. There is no reason to drink milk of any kind as an adult. Sure, it’s disturbing she is literally breastfeeding the dog, but basically, would this be alright if she milked herself, pasteurised it and stuck it in a bottle first?
No he doesn’t have a point.
“Humans are the only species in the world that drinks another species’ milk”
Apparently dogs also do it.
I also heard a rumour that cats don’t turn their noses up at cow’s milk either.
I clearly meant by choice, Jockstrap. Humans have the cognitive skill that enables them to know exactly what the f**k it is they are drinking, yet continue to. Cats are lactose intolerant and shouldn’t drink cow’s milk, Maro, but yeah, if you give it to them they’ll drink it. I agree Caroline, it just bugs me that for the most part, people ignore the fact that there is nothing natural about drinking cow’s milk and our habits are a lot weirder than we are willing to admit.
Aphids produce milk for their Ant masters. In return the Ants offer protection against Ladybirds.
I did not know that. Thank you!
thats honeydew which is aphid excreta
only mammals produce milk
I was joking. Relish it when it happens.
Oh…eh…me too! I’m off to get some aphid’s milk for my cornflakes!
Well, speaking personally, yeah I wouldn’t give a crap if she did that. I really do think it’s the delivery method that is squicky. And the motivation is a bit rum too, if that doesn’t make me sound too terribly judgemental.
wrong wrong wrong
Hey! Stop that!
Pug on a jug.
ah here get your puppys out….
‘Her tongue tickles and i do feel her teeth, but they dont hurt me’ f*ck the f*ck OFF!!!!!!!! Viiiiiile
nomnomnomnomnomnom
This week? Try a month or two ago.
Is she allowed do that in restaurants (if she pretended to be blind, people might think it’s a guide dog, but she thinks it’s a child).
Her kids are in for some mean insults in the playground…
Weird, but then again, a woman in Limerick died after shagging one about 4 years ago.
I’m a puppy and my mommy has left me allll alone….can I have a drink too please? yip, yip, yip!
I’d say at least one person involved in this article reflected on how delighted they were with that picture and then felt disgusted. Maybe I should have said ‘I hope at least..’. Repugnant.
Is this not the kind of thing the childrens referndum was for. The state should take her kids (and dog) into care asap.
Clearly delussional
Every time I scroll past this one I involuntarily cross my arms over my own boobs and wince.
Terri is from California not Connemara…….I really need to go to Specsavers asap
No.
That woman needs a psychiatrist.
That’s probably a fair assessment.
I wonder how it started.
Was she bored during the ads for I’m A Celebrity?
“I’d read about dogs breastfeeding before on the internet”
A bad start.
But so have you?
You’re next it seems.
What. The. Actual. Fock.
I think we need a pug referendum.
+1 brilliant.
That’s a fully grown pug, eeeeeeeeeeek
Would it be better if it was a pup????
Sarcasm.
If the puppy pug had been abandoned by its mother or better yet lost its mother in a fire or better again it was a baby bear then yes – much better.
“I could not BEAR to let it die” said the quote headline.
…or better again a foal, no a pair of foals.
“now she feels complete” completely mad more like
At what exact point did it all go wrong? How did we turn from hairy, innocent, monkey-like fellas into dog-suckling wierdos?
Goes to show how some people are so emotionally thick they can’t distinguish between a human and an animal.
“Oh they’re my babies”
No. No they are not. They are animals. They just stick with whoever fed them last.
That’s a blatant snub to her ungrateful offspring. And she’s gone national with it.
International even
The “Jeeayzus!” is strong in this one
Too many idiots own pets.
Too many idiots have children.
Too many idiots think their pets are their children and vice versa.
I’m lost now. What’s vice versa? Too many pets think children are idiots? A lot of them are, you know…
Vice versa was a latin whore who abandoned her kids when she thought they were baby goats. She later went mad with regret and started breast feeding wild animals – hence the legend of Romulas and Remus.
Reminds me of that schooldays favourite – Vidi, Veni VD.
A short little vice verse
WTF, I MEAN WTF DID I MENTION WTF???
Christ on a bike this is the weirdest thing I have ever seen and I have been to Lourdes and a barn dance in Mayo!
take that dog away from that sick bitch
It’s really disturbing… but I kind of wonder why we find it so weird when for example a dog breastfeeding piglets is considered adorable. Granted, it’s not like she’s doing it to save the dogs life as it’s obviously not a puppy, but even if she was trying to save it’s life I doubt we would find it cute. No?
Can I just ask one thing? Does everyone who is commenting on this woman drink soya milk?
you’ll not find me drinking cows milk from the source, teet milked into bucket then a straw from the bucket to my gob.
THIS.
(Also, yes, in my case.)
Drinking milk for nourishment is fine. Breastfeeding a dog to get a feeling of emotional “completeness” is weird.
God (choose one)!…. what the hell is her sex life like!? I pity the father and kids having to live with this nutter.
Great way to shift those extra pregnancy pounds, if you ask me.
This is a private matter between an exuberant woman and her pet. As such, we have no business interfering. I have no doubt it is the misguided Yes vote in the Nanny-State Referendum which has emboldened so many commenters here to stick their oars in.
There is a darker aspect, however. The longer this pug keeps that woman lactating, the more he is functioning as an unnatural contraceptive device.
Is that why Matt Talbot shoved barbed wire down his socks and died? I don’t think so.
Gold.
Ha ha! Well deduced Doctor.
Imagine that conversation with her Pharmacist
“So Terri ( they’re on first name terms because he is her cousin’s neighbour ) what is you current contraceptive device?”
“A two year old Pug”.
God send she doesn’t take it orally.
Unsettling news everyone! I read this article in the hairdressers and she’s not feeding it often enough to have a contraceptive effect. Which means both of them could breed again, I guess.
Though hopefully not together.
You’re about three/four weeks behind the posse on this one BS.
…in other news Obama was elected and there was a big sh_tstorm about what Jimmy Savile and his mates were up to.
“Mitt Romney seems to have disappeared in the last week. Anyone?”
This is pure bestiality. She should have her animals taken off her.
+10000
A policy that would destroy the livelihood of every small farmer in the country.
+bucket of slurry
Tadhg is spot on. Humans are the only species in the world that drinks another species’ milk, as well as being the only species that drinks it beyond the initial period of growth, in which you require the nourishment it provides. There is no reason to drink milk of any kind as an adult. Sure, it’s disturbing she is literally breastfeeding the dog, but basically, would this be alright if she milked herself, pasteurised it and stuck it in a bottle first?
No he doesn’t have a point.
“Humans are the only species in the world that drinks another species’ milk”
Apparently dogs also do it.
I also heard a rumour that cats don’t turn their noses up at cow’s milk either.
I clearly meant by choice, Jockstrap. Humans have the cognitive skill that enables them to know exactly what the f**k it is they are drinking, yet continue to. Cats are lactose intolerant and shouldn’t drink cow’s milk, Maro, but yeah, if you give it to them they’ll drink it. I agree Caroline, it just bugs me that for the most part, people ignore the fact that there is nothing natural about drinking cow’s milk and our habits are a lot weirder than we are willing to admit.
Aphids produce milk for their Ant masters. In return the Ants offer protection against Ladybirds.
I did not know that. Thank you!
thats honeydew which is aphid excreta
only mammals produce milk
I was joking. Relish it when it happens.
Oh…eh…me too! I’m off to get some aphid’s milk for my cornflakes!
Well, speaking personally, yeah I wouldn’t give a crap if she did that. I really do think it’s the delivery method that is squicky. And the motivation is a bit rum too, if that doesn’t make me sound too terribly judgemental.
wrong wrong wrong
Hey! Stop that!
Pug on a jug.
ah here get your puppys out….
‘Her tongue tickles and i do feel her teeth, but they dont hurt me’ f*ck the f*ck OFF!!!!!!!! Viiiiiile
nomnomnomnomnomnom
This week? Try a month or two ago.
Is she allowed do that in restaurants (if she pretended to be blind, people might think it’s a guide dog, but she thinks it’s a child).
Her kids are in for some mean insults in the playground…
Weird, but then again, a woman in Limerick died after shagging one about 4 years ago.
I’m a puppy and my mommy has left me allll alone….can I have a drink too please? yip, yip, yip!
I’d say at least one person involved in this article reflected on how delighted they were with that picture and then felt disgusted. Maybe I should have said ‘I hope at least..’. Repugnant.
Is this not the kind of thing the childrens referndum was for. The state should take her kids (and dog) into care asap.
Clearly delussional
Every time I scroll past this one I involuntarily cross my arms over my own boobs and wince.
Terri is from California not Connemara…….I really need to go to Specsavers asap