The Least Sexy ‘Sexiest Men Alive’

19 thoughts on “The Least Sexy ‘Sexiest Men Alive’”

1. Does anyone find dead people sexy?

   • Jimmy Saville?

2. What James Van der Beek didn’t get sexist man alive for 2012, I’m gutted.

   • Ya but at least you can still be friends!

   • He even had a turtle with a red balloon tied to it.

3. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/celebrity/hollywood/nick-nolte

   Should be interesting to see how the others age.

4. I’d pick Nick Nolte (from 1992) over Channing Tatum any day. Tatum looks as interesting as a potato.

   • bit harsh on spuds no?

5. So ok.

   #There’sAlwaysOne.

   Who the jaysus is Channing Tatum?

   • Eh he’s People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2012! Hello!

6. Ryan Gosling the true mystery. He looks like a potato that’s just farted.

   • Kudos.

     • What do you look like Caroline?

       • That’s for anonymous internet commenters to decide, just as soon as my face is plastered all over magazines proclaiming my sexiness.

7. What’s the problem there? I’d ride 66% of those specimens, 100% on a cold day? Horses for courses!

8. I’d like to Channing his Tatum.

   I’m sorry.

   • That’d be his totem, no?

9. I thought women were mad for your man Bradley Cooper?

   • Yeah, but what’s he done for puss’ lately?