Smithfield market ( Daft)
Thanks Ronan Mulchrone
for €240 a month I’d share my bed wit ha rabid dog. I’m not sure how the morning glory might go down though.
I like nice girls.
Dont we all !
Speak for yourself, dearie.
She’s back! A friend of mine saw this same ad a few months ago.
From what I remember of that version of the ad, there were three people living there. One guy lives in the sitting room and the other two share a bed.
Any idea what nationality?
cos they have to be crazy foreigners dont they
They do, and are.
My money is on Brazilian.
I once was seeing a girl who shared a double bed with her roommate. It was a bit weird. More than once I spent a night in the bed with the two of them. Needless to say I was a bit disappointed by morning..
Dutch oven ftw
Had to google that
It puts the lotion in the basket.
Actually it puts teh lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again
Time to give my favourite song an airing:
Deadly… never heard this …til now :)
As a wise friend of mine once said, upon hearing of a similar arrangement: ‘you’d pay big money to watch a situation like that in Amsterdam’
Not really. About 50 quid.
Feckin liberals – this place is turning into Sodom
I’ll have a bit of that.
I see an awful RTE sitcom in this.
One is incontinent, the other sleepscreams : together they fight crine
Crine must be stopped.
It’s a blight on Irish society. Is crine.
sleepscreams or sleepcreams?
Sleepcreams. Way better. Starring Twink and Miriam
“couples not accepted” !!
I don’t even like sharing the bathroom. Sleeping in the same room as somone who’s not my partner would freak me out a bit, and the same bed…sweet jesus.
But if she had massive kegs?
I do like beer … *scratches chin* … Hmm I do need a new place…*adjusts self* …
It’d possibly freak your partner out if you were to move into the apartment.
Or possibly not…
Yeh I can see it now. Share bed. Must not mind full camera and lighting crew in room also.
and the mirror on the ceiling
Segye really should have uploaded a picture of the bedsharer, its as important as pictures of the kitchen, living room and rest of the F-Shack
Where is this regarded as reasonable? how much are single beds? that’s fkt.
I was just thinking that, why don’t they just put two single beds in the room. Or bunk beds are good as they leave lots of room for activities.
Just a scumbag Landlord trying to get 2 people to pay for the same room.
€480 a room doesn’t seem too bad for smithfield. Tenant obviously can’t afford the rent and is “subletting”.
Imagine how awkward the first night would be.
@polly, good call. ‘Er, hi, I’m Emma, maybe we should go down the Harbourmaster, to like, get to know each other or something..’ Bizarre stuff and has to be fake….
Or is it pure Genius?
Bloke puts up that ad? There is no “original” female.
Gets to interview a few who seem to be willing to the sleeping arrangements….. picks two…
Blown your cover there, Tickle.
(Be you Ms, Mr. or Wannabe Tickle)
@Mike Baldwin. Exactly!! It would probably be more along the lines of “lets just drink heavily and not make eye contact for the duration of the lease, by the way you will never meet any of my friends or family” Can you imagine? you’d be living in fear of a friend asking you to give them ‘the tour’
I’m still wondering about the first night!
Cue music at end of Vincent Browne
‘Sorry? Ah no, I’ve a presentation to finish for the morning, you go on ahead Gretchen. Huh? That’s a lovely lace hemmed vest Gretch. What? Well, I mean many women have one larger than the other I hear, it’s quite common I’m told. Emmm, l’m not, not really, well, an expert pet (Oh Christ). Uh, yeah, it does seem to be a BIT tight alright Gretchen, yeah, a fitted one wouldn’t leave those lines, I guess. Listen, I’m heading down to the Offy or maybe to visit my parents, The presentation? It’s not crucial, sleep well. BYE.
I wish I could see what the book on the bedside table is. Tropic of Cancer or The Story of O probably….:)
50 Shades…. aaaarrrgghhh!!!