They add a frisson that makes After Eights look like used tooth floss.
can’t help but wonder if there is a case in here… I made and ate your breath mints … and I received severe stomach cramps from ingesting topical detergents and possible fluoride poisoning. Why would you print this?????
Also … if you were that trapped for cash a) don;t have a diner party and b) buy a effing packet of polos!!
sigh…strapped …. don’t …dinner ….
it should be an effing too and effing should be f*cking and sigh shouldn’t be used because, ah heare leave it out!
This post is sheer lunacy
This is surely a joke! I would have thought, aside from anything else, that toothpaste isn’t cheaper than a pack of silvermints or whatever
Yeah, but silvermints aren’t all colouredy and lovely!
Disgusting. But that’s the headline of the week.
But but but they’re more digestifs, and I’m petty enough not to let that slide.
And the sole guttering pleasure of my day has just been snuffed out. i am a better person for it, though.
I think a digestif is strictly a drink, though. This would be what – a petit four?
That’s probably the best approximation. I’m not even going to attempt a pun. Pretty-poors. There. Happy now?
My bouche is amoosed.
Goddammit. I keep forgetting to change these one-shot screen-names. God forbid I should do one of my Arbs posts when I’m dressed as ABM.
This is clearly a Signal that the Arm & Hammer need to be raised by the people to show we’ve no Sense o’dyin!
I tried to think of a worse pun but you’ve euthymol.
Those puns are so scandalous that this thread will be known to history as Colgate.
I’m Crest-fallen!
Isn’t toothpaste an emetic?
You could also slice up a frozen tube of tomato puree as a cheap alternative to tomatoes.
don’t be silly
I see it catching on, after dinner mint that also cleans your teeth/
It paste to cut corners.
Dried crusty (make sure they’re pure brown now mind..) dog turds make an excellent free alternative to after dinner choclates when sliced into thin squares.
Cheap as chips, or cheap as dog shite if you like.
Or something like that.
….at 4000 times more flouride than equivelent tap water, no danks
And let me be the one to bula bos the title
Good one Broadsheet
That’s utterly disNOMNOMNOM
Make sure you just eat the one. Because eating more than one would be f**king insane.
And ever so slightly toxic
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluoride_toxicity
Death mints!
They add a frisson that makes After Eights look like used tooth floss.
can’t help but wonder if there is a case in here… I made and ate your breath mints … and I received severe stomach cramps from ingesting topical detergents and possible fluoride poisoning. Why would you print this?????
Also … if you were that trapped for cash a) don;t have a diner party and b) buy a effing packet of polos!!
sigh…strapped …. don’t …dinner ….
it should be an effing too and effing should be f*cking and sigh shouldn’t be used because, ah heare leave it out!
This post is sheer lunacy
This is surely a joke! I would have thought, aside from anything else, that toothpaste isn’t cheaper than a pack of silvermints or whatever
Yeah, but silvermints aren’t all colouredy and lovely!
Disgusting. But that’s the headline of the week.
But but but they’re more digestifs, and I’m petty enough not to let that slide.
And the sole guttering pleasure of my day has just been snuffed out. i am a better person for it, though.
I think a digestif is strictly a drink, though. This would be what – a petit four?
That’s probably the best approximation. I’m not even going to attempt a pun. Pretty-poors. There. Happy now?
My bouche is amoosed.
Goddammit. I keep forgetting to change these one-shot screen-names. God forbid I should do one of my Arbs posts when I’m dressed as ABM.
This is clearly a Signal that the Arm & Hammer need to be raised by the people to show we’ve no Sense o’dyin!
I tried to think of a worse pun but you’ve euthymol.
Those puns are so scandalous that this thread will be known to history as Colgate.
I’m Crest-fallen!
Isn’t toothpaste an emetic?
You could also slice up a frozen tube of tomato puree as a cheap alternative to tomatoes.
don’t be silly
I see it catching on, after dinner mint that also cleans your teeth/
It paste to cut corners.
Dried crusty (make sure they’re pure brown now mind..) dog turds make an excellent free alternative to after dinner choclates when sliced into thin squares.
Cheap as chips, or cheap as dog shite if you like.
Or something like that.
….at 4000 times more flouride than equivelent tap water, no danks
And let me be the one to bula bos the title
Good one Broadsheet