Typical

22 thoughts on “Typical”

1. Where’s Senator Ronan Mullen when you need him? An agrarian girleen of impeccable morals with the flower of her virtue intact is bound to be among this bevy of bucolic womanhood.

   • Hiding in a cupboard, praying for salvation

2. Where and when was it due on?
   I raring, willing and able to go right now….

   • You sound a bit too keen. I don’t they’re after your type.

     • Eh, have you ever met a country woman in Coppers?

       • Have you ever met Coppers in country women?

       • No, what are they like? Desperate? Are they usual bogger types or can some of them be attractive?

         • Searing wit.

         • And you’re Frankie Boyle are ya?

3. Too many muckers, more like! That’s why a lad with a brain will be staying in his domicile jerkin it to online offerings!

   • whats a mucker?

     • Just like a “Bogger” but without the turf cuttin’ fetish…..

       • clear up some issues for me , as you seem like two highly intellectual fellows . Is it anyone from outside dublin?? are kildare people boggers? what if you grew up outside dublin but are now provost of trinity college are you still a bogger? does dublin claim boggers once they become successful? is rob kearney a bogger? Bressie from the Blizzards? there are so many loop holes it gets quite confusing

         • One “no” and lots of yesses would be my wager.

4. No surprise, women are far too structured in their expectations.

5. Meta Macra lady once,she was so stereotypical she could have been a sketch from the savage eye.

   • I met a dubliner once, sounded like someone from fair city

   • @Wayne
     Of course she did she was the ‘Meta’ Macra lady.

     • It was scary, asked was I a farmer, nope sudden lost of interest, was enjoying the conversation so I kept slogging away I suddenly thought I was in Royston Vasey

       • i met a dub once, she still lived with her parents at 26, couldn’t drive and had never left Dublin, she also had a scummy dublin accent, I was not suitably impressed

7. Do Irish guys still date Irish girls? ;) Thank goodness for eastern European women,.. suppose we’ll see a few of these on the late late show some time in the future complaining that they can’t find a man.