Broadsheet’s Aidan Coughlan (he of the US Election night bike trauma) is currently in high level negotiations with New Island books to bring this little gangster out before St Patrick’s Day.
He’s also contacting those of you who sent in unspecified items that look like Ireland to secure YOUR permission to use YOUR images in this lavishly illustrated coffee cup holder companion.
That’s not all.
Should the absurd endeavour make any money we will give it to a selected charidee of YOUR choice. Please send deserving causes suggestions marked ‘Ireland Charity Book” to Broadsheet@broadsheet.ie (before Monday 7am).
Also: green or red?
Design and shape may change before publication. Cover photo: Courtesy of Lynn Donovan.

Green, of course.
I would totally buy this book. Also, the green cover is MUCH nicer.
Since none of my submissions made the cut ye can do what ye like.
That “Eat Irish” Chicken Nugget was discriminated against since it didn’t originate in D2
Disgraceful.
I like the red.
I think Red looks better too
No it doesn’t. That’s your post-colonial inferiority complex talking.
FTW green all the way.
Green.
Scone Cover.
Jack and Jill Foundation.
or Childline.
Jack & Jill all the way.
Green and Focus Ireland.
Well done!
+1 for both of these things.
excellent – i’d defo steal it. hurry up and publish it.
Green. Cystic Fibrosis Association of Ireland
http://www.cfireland.ie/
Green and The Irish Hospice Foundation
The Carers Association of Ireland….
http://www.carersireland.com/
I second this motion!
Green and J.P Morgan.
Type is pretty horrible.
Hi Dublinentendre,
This is just a visual aid to announce the book; the finished product will be a different shape, and significantly cleaned up in terms of the final details!
Thanks, Aidan
I read an article on *hushed tone* another website that claims people are happier when they donate a large sum of money to a variety of good causes rather just one organisation. Just saying..
Well if it was on a website it’s good enough for me.
Green looks best and maybe the DSPCA? A dog is for life and all that…
I’m sure the next homeless/sick/disabled/poor person you meet in need of some assistance will be delighted that a puppy got to have a nice dinner.
I’m with nessa, loads of people look out for people, very few think of the dogs or cats.
DSPCA all the way
DSPCA all the way -hideous cruelty to defenceless animals, sterling work by all hero staff, no fancy charidee lunches, expenses, or big salaries (like 2 children’s charities we know)-every penny is used.
Come on Broadsheet -we know you love the dogs!
Is there ever a Cure, Robert?
Only on Friday’s, when I’m, you know, in love.
@Parp without getting into an argument, the facilities/foundations to help the venerable people you mentioned are there. There’s plenty of charities assisting those in need but from someone who knows first hand the struggles of the DSPA have to come up with funding to feed and house animals that were abandoned is astonishing. Abandoned dogs and cats and other animals can hardly walk into SVDP and ask for 20 cent for a cheap tin of dog/cat food. Neither can they sit begging on the street with a withered coffee cup
Yes!
That’s one hideous-ass design, if you’re going with that you might as well go all out and comic sans the font whilst you’re at it. If you want to TRY and make it less ugly than the contents of a diarrhetic tramp’s underpants, I’d suggest having the text more closely bound to the image, ala Barbra Kruger http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/your-gaze-hits-the-side-of-my-face
Hi SOMK,
This is just a visual aid to announce the book; the finished product will be a different shape, and significantly cleaned up in terms of the final details!
Thanks, Aidan
Green, and the Simon Community
Green and any charity which gives more money to the needy than to its ‘executives’.
Green and for the children https://www.cmrf.org/donate/giveOptions
Green. And you should set up a charity for the support of people who are unfortunate enough to look like Ireland themselves.
That’d be Pedanto, then!
I will wait for the movie.
:D
Neither green nor red. Just text. Let the picture do the talking (especially that one- classic). Also, smaller text, cleaner font.
Well done on organising book. Hope pics are good enough quality for print.
Great news, guys. First of many I hope. Well done!
Green and the Williams Syndrome Association of Ireland. They’re not a well known charity but they really deserve some recognition
Green
Irish Guide Dogs for the Blind http://www.guidedogs.ie
Green.
And you should really move the text and border to the right – with the book title appearing to form the shape of Ireland i.e.:
http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz209/What_Goes_Up_/Japlandic/TTLLI_zps0a99e191.jpg
Green and Jack and Jill Foundation.
Green and Nurse for Daniel
green and the lifeboats
Green and …. farm for old phone boxes charity?
Green
Green and Barnardos :)
Red & Red
Green and The Human Fund
Green is visually a much better choice, let alone the St.Patricks/Ireland links.
Dogs Aid Animal Sanctuary – Dublin
Ruhama.ie – Helping those who have been trafficked.
Ah, the aul’ Good Shepherd Sisters and Our Lady of Charity Sisters?
Green looks better to me too…
Why not give the money to those American ‘missionaries’ that were coming here? Could get a few authentic Irish kilts too…
Failing that why not give it to Focus? People charities make more sense to me…
Red, Dublin Rape Crisis Centre please thanks
Green and +1
green duh. Also does the book have to be book shaped?
Carers Association and St Vincent De Paul.
Also maybe the Quinn Family?
Green and whichever charity pays its staff the least! Will defo buy a copy. Fair play, in fairness.
Green and Focus Ireland
“of the US Election night bike trauma”
Like we’d mark American elections in our mind’s calendars.
Good luck with book though.
Green, please. Don’t have a preferred charity.
Green.
In aid of sick kids.
And I want an invite to a wine and nibble-laden book launch – not a “Meanwhile at our wine and nibble-laden book launch…” post.
Anyone remember the tree in Goleen that started this lookie Likey off?
That should be on the cover.
D’mind the colour. Whatever’s the cheapest to print.
And if possible, Lifeboats and Mountain Rescue groups for a cut too .
Green and Aware.
+1
GREEN
http://www.cfireland.ie
Blue and send all the money to me.
Green. The VdeP
Green would make sense but that green is yuck! So, red it is.
Red cos we’re in the red. Aware or the Simon Community.
I’d say green and possibly go with a larger amount of smaller regional charities who really could benefit from smaller donations.