Would You Like A Box of Ireland’s Most Controversial Confectionery?

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Tayto chocolate.

It’s the bar that has divided the country.

The most talked-about development in the chocolate industry since Nunch became Star Bar.

You’re messing with the brand, say some, bitterly.

OMNOMNOMNOM, replies everyone else, droolfully.

We have a box containing  24 – YES 24 – bars of Tayto Chocolate to give away.

To enter, just complete this sentence.

I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to ____________ because______________

Lines close at 2pm.

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120 thoughts on “Would You Like A Box of Ireland’s Most Controversial Confectionery?

  1. Denis

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my sister because she loves Tayto crisps and she loves chocolate but these will freak her out (x24)….. and she loves the Tayto park in Ashbourne, Co. Meath,

    1. King Dumb

      You do know that they have different Tayto up there right ?
      An action like would be adding fuel to the fire. Plus as far as I know Nordie Tayto does not have a chocolate bar .

  2. Rack O'Reilly

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to myself because I got a hockey ball into the face the other day and have a broken nose, two black eyes and am feeling incredibly sorry for myself.

  3. Der

    I’d like to send a box of Tayto Choclate to my housemate, Michelle, because she’s feeling ill, stressed at work, worried about her future and in the doldrums about her love life so this might shut her up for five minutes!

  4. Drogg

    I would like to send a box of tayto chocolate to my amazing wife because its her birthday today and she’s a chocolate fiend

  5. SOMK

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to me because, I’ve read Robert Caldiani’s (terrific) book “influence” which details various ways people are manipulated by advertising, sales etc. one classic ploy are fill in the blank competitions such as this, which encourage the customer to think of positive reasons they should consume product X essentially running their own personalised advertising campaign in their head on behalf of product X and for practically nothing (a few free bars of chocolate, yeah that going. It’s quite clever.

  6. rockpig

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to Mordor because that’s the only way we can get rid of these abnormal beasts.

  7. Mikey

    …everyone in my room at work because we need to end the debate once and for all if this was a good idea!

  8. Exile

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to myself because one of the 24 bars is likely to have a golden wonder ticket..

    “Come on, Exile! Hold on to that ticket! Run for it, Exile! Run straight home and don’t stop ’til you get there..”

  9. Jiggawut

    I would like to send a box of Tayto Chocolate to my girlfriend. Being French, she enjoys chocolate for breakfast, dinner and tea…She also recently commented on ‘des chips’ here, and how we have so many different types. She likes Tayto, she likes chocolate. And I like confusing people who are new to the Oirish way.

    1. Jiggawut

      Shite I didn’t complete the sentence per se….
      I would like to send a box of Tayto Chocolate to my girlfriend BECAUSE, being French, she enjoys chocolate for breakfast, dinner and tea…She also recently commented on ‘des chips’ here, and how we have so many different types. She likes Tayto, she likes chocolate. And I like confusing people who are new to the Oirish way

  10. CHUTER

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my neighbour who lets his dogs bark all night and as such is my enemy because I want him to develop diabetes.

  11. Cian

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to Kraft like a sacrificial lamb because it’ll distract them from ruining Cadburys.

  12. DK

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to myself because Stone Cold said so. Gimme a HELL YEAH!!!

  13. Nom Nom Nom

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my Dad because I will make sure he shares them with me! Nom Nom Nom.

  14. Loadameballs

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to ______to eat______ because_____I’m hungry_________

  15. Murtles

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to myself because I would then melt down the bars, crumble Tayto Cheese and Onion into the mix, repackage them when cooled down and send them back to Tayto saying this is how it should have been done. Nomnomnom.

  16. Laura

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my sister in law Aisling because she married my brother last week and any woman who can put up with him deserves a box of chocolate bars!

  17. Keith

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my brother in New Zealand because we have to dispatch box of Tayto and macaroon bars down to him a couple of time a year, I believe this innovative new hybrid Tayto/chocolate product has the potential to drastically reduce our mounting post and packaging costs.

  18. Bunty Levert

    I would like to send o box of Tayto chocolate to Pat Rabbite as maybe he won’t speak so much with his mouth full.(of chocolate)

  19. Richard

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my sister because when I sent her the link from broadsheet last week she immediately came back to me and said that it was her original business idea to cover crisps with chocolate. I didn’t have the heart to tell her crisps weren’t involved. Presenting her with some Tayto chocolate could get me out of an awkward situation.

  20. Liam Glynn

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to Willie Wonka because this is clever marketing.

  21. Chinacup

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to … Edinburgh. Because I live here, and you can’t get any of my Irish favourites over here. I get cravings for Tayto that Tesco UK can’t fulfill. The Irish chocolate would be major compensation.

    All I have is crappy Irn Bru.

  22. escobar

    I would like to send a box of Tayto Chocolate to my brother in Australia becasue he doesn’t yet know such a thing exists. I can contact his girlfriend in advance of him receiving it and ask her to photograph the look on his face as he reveals what’s in the package. I’ll ask her to send me the photo and then I can send said photo into broadsheet so all of you can see how an Irish person looks on discovering that Tayto brand chocolate exists. I may have to pixelate my bro’s face though cos he’s on the run and really wouldn’t want to be identified.

  23. Ross

    would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my niece because I forgot her birthday and she’s mad at me

  24. Stuart

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my mother because she worked for Tayto for over 10 years and I think she’d love to see them in chocolate form.

  25. Ro

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my neighbour a few doors down from me because he constantly throws his rubbish in my bins and with this almost apocalyptic level of chocolate I’m hoping this will either leave him incapacitated or he will stumble like the gelatinous prat he his and collapse beside said bin where i will then beat him with the empty box and throw him in the bin instead.

  26. 3Cees

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to me because, having been putting cadbury’s buttons in my crisps for years, i would like to ensure that Tayto have got the ratio of crips:chocolate correct

  27. colhennessy

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to the Broadsheet lads because I’m meant to be working

  28. Sarah

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my apartment because myself and my lovely lady flatmates have the sads as we are all moving out soon. And we all know that nothing turns a frown upside down like 24 bars of tayNYOM

  29. RMcG

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to Keira Knightley because she could do with putting on a few pounds!

  30. Aislinn Mollin

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my sister Olga Mollin because Tayto and chocolate are her two favourite things, she lives in America where both of these suck and she now has a child and we are trying to create a new generation of Tayto and chocolate lovers and spread the epidemic to States and show them what real good food is all about.

  31. Johnzer

    I’d like to send a box to Twitter to because they must be sad being accused as the source of all evils in Ireland

  32. Damian

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to Lynda Spears and the gang because that was a very funny story

  33. jimjam

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to me because I want to see what they taste like mixed with cheese and onion. Delish

  34. Zackersetu

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to Hersheys (US) because even though Tayto Chocolate is questionable , I can guarantee ti won’t taste of what one imagines baby vomit tastes like (and you call your self confectioners …SHAME!! )

    (well that turned into a rant!)

  35. Paul O'Hea

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to Mr Cadbury because he is extremely boring and does not like to innovative

  36. Antaine

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my baker-in-the-making sister at home in Athlone, lying on the couch with the flu because in an odd act of foresight, she tried to mix taytos and dairy milk together earlier this summer. Although she only managed to destroy a pot and make the kitchen stink of cheese and onion and burnt chocolate, I’m sure she’d appreciate a glimpse of what could have been, and now is!

  37. jimjam

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to me because I want to see what they taste like mixed with cheese and onion.

  38. Fundermant

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to a children’s hospice or something because they’d appreciate it more than us pack of gluttons. In fact get Mr. Tayto on the blower and have him send 10 boxes!

  39. andy

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to the cold depths of space because I’m off all cross-over confectionaries for January

  40. frillykeane

    I would like to sent a box of CHOCOLATE Taytos to Ripleys Believe it or not Museum.

    Because. … Seriously?
    Get the f7 and cop on t’yerselves.

    BTW if this bastardisation of Taytos continues pretty soon Gary Lineker will be the Tayto man….

  41. Donna O'Hea

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to me and my house mates because we are poor college students. And they steal any sweets I get!

  42. Kylie O'Reilly

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to _me_because _I quite fancy Mr Tayto and the wrappers look easier to paste on my bedroom wall than empty Crisp packets

  43. Noel

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to me and my bud Spud because we are dying to see what chocolate made from cheese and onion crisps taste like.

  44. Martina

    I would love to send my 7yr son a box of Tayto Chocolate because two things he loves more in world is Tayto and chocolate and it would put a smile on his face

  45. Pigeon Street

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my dog because I want to test the theory that chocolate can kill a dog. (BTW if there are any future “looking for a good home” posts for dogs, please put my name down as I will probably need a new dog when I win this competition).

  46. Aaron

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to myself because I’m lactose intolerant but like a bit of a challenge.

  47. Darragh Ryan

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to new Delhi, India because I live here and I have not seen Tatyo in over 2 years . that is way to long for an Irish man

  48. Padraig Flattery

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to My Friend Alysh because she’s doing her exams and is really interested to taste a chocolate crisp combo. Even if this isn’t what is in the bars.

  49. The Old Boy

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to the Iona Institute because they would certainly and suddenly realise that there is no God but that of man’s creation.

  50. StarshipShart

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR because RIC FLAIR JUST ATE MY CAT IN REAL LIFE

  51. pooter

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to Karl Albrecht, co-founder of Aldi, because I would like to thank him for sending his low cost supermarket to Ireland thus giving the likes of Tesco and Superquin and SuperValu some headaches, besides he might like the chocolate and order loads of it and create a few more jobs.

    1. Holden MaGroin

      I like this one. I think it’s lateral thinking. But I’m not sure. My thinking is one dimensional.

  52. Grumpyoldman

    How come there are none of the standard labeling and weight descriptors on this pack?

    This isn’t a real pack. They’re trying this out to see what the reaction is before going into commercial production and Broadsheet is complicit!

  53. Áine

    I would like to send a box of chocolate to my boyfriend Colin Ahern as today is his birthday and I’m crap at baking. I’d inevitably end up with some top…selfish wench I am!

  54. clom

    Because, ochón, I live over in Scotland and need a new snack to bore everyone rigid about over here.

  55. Holden MaGroin

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to Stumpy JohnBoy Darren ME! because Ah jaysis poor Darren.

  56. Beanie

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my sister because she has her driving test tomorrow. If she passes then it’s a celebratory chocolate gift and if she fails she can stuff her face to console herself!!

  57. OnTheUp

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to me because I’ve opened a school teaching otters how to climb ladders

  58. Sarah

    I would like to send a box of
    Tayto chocolate to the girls I share with
    because I want to see the look on their faces as they try to wrap their heads around the idea of Tayto chocolate.

  59. Scatman John

    Willy Frazer

    he needs a big hug and in the absence of a hug from me this would be the next best thing.

  60. catface

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to MY CAT because she’s very sad lately and keeps scratching herself and i think this would cheer her up. And cats are allergic to chocolate so i could eat it for her, and she could play with the wrapper. its a win win situation really !!

  61. fairyqueen

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to __Me__________ because___I need to see what all the fuss is about___________

  62. Joe

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my girlfriend because for some strange reason the silly Scot doen’t fancy thr crisps, I need something to get her on the Tayto Bandwagon!

    Or we break up, either or.

  63. Louise

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my boyfriend because he’s been away from Ireland for 6 years now but has always wanted to come home. And in the next few months he’s going to have to choose between going home to the country he loves and running the risk of being un- or under-employed, or staying away from home and maybe missing the window of remigrating [sic] for another six years. It’s a frightening decision to have to make.

    Also it’s his birthday and he never shuts up about Tayto.

  64. DJ

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my Irish friends in Toronto because they didn’t believe me when I told them about Tayto Chocolate.

  65. Emma

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to me, myself and I because I just came back to my house in England from Dublin yesterday and am very far away from any shop that may sell them.

  66. Nicholai

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to me because if you do I promise to make a short film for the site documenting a focus group’s (comprised of friends and strangers) opinions on this new, terrifying product.

  67. tingymac

    I would like to send a box of Tayto chocolate to my old school friend Karen because I want her to get all excited thinking it’s crisp flavoured chocolate like we used to dream of. Then I will watch her delicious dreams being shattered.

  68. Aaron Conlon

    I would like to send a box of Tayto bars to my nan.For years she has been mixing the two.She’s 52 and i’d like to see her reaction to something from her past made more modern.

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