It’s Not A Caption Competition

Until you say so.

Enda and Mr Tayto at Tayto Park, Ashbourne, Co Meath, earlier to  name the winners of last week’s Broadsheet Tayto Chocolate bar competition announce 78 new jobs at Largo foods.

Lines close at 2.30pm 3.30pm.

(Leon Farrell/Photocall ireland)

 


40 thoughts on “It’s Not A Caption Competition”

  3. I’ve been really working hard to bulk up my right Bicep to meet the Golden Hooker….. Oh F*ck it!!

  5. Ha” Ha “potato Head look Like Himself beside it” any DNA Filled with Animal Contaminated burgers in Bacteria in Tayto Next” Trot Along mr Kenny” we dont need to see your DNA Face

    • I won’t hear a bad word said about Mr Tayto, or are you talking about the half-wit stood next to him?

  11. I guess no one won the Tayto chocolate cos the broadsheet staff ate it alom nom nom nom nom nom.

  14. Fair play to Ray- he could have easily outsourced the production jobs included abroad.
    Hopefully Largo will resurrect some of the Sam Spudz snacks now too- I miss Trekkers & the old Sam Spudz Smokey Bacon

  16. “I’m Gonna Make A Change,
    For Once In My Life
    It’s Gonna Feel Real Good,
    Gonna Make A Difference
    Gonna Make It Right . . .

    As I, Turn Up The Collar On My
    Favourite Winter Coat
    This Wind Is Blowin’ My Mind
    I See The Kids In The Street,
    With Not Enough To Eat
    Who Am I, To Be Blind?
    Pretending Not To See
    Their Needs
    A Summer’s Disregard,
    A Broken Bottle Top
    And A One Man’s Soul
    They Follow Each Other On
    The Wind Ya’ Know
    ‘Cause They Got Nowhere
    To Go
    That’s Why I Want You To
    Know

    I’m Starting With The Man In
    The Mirror
    I’m Asking Him To Change
    His Ways
    And No Message Could Have
    Been Any Clearer
    If You Wanna Make The World
    A Better Place
    (If You Wanna Make The
    World A Better Place)
    Take A Look At Yourself, And
    Then Make A Change
    (Take A Look At Yourself, And
    Then Make A Change)
    (Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
    Na Nah)

    I’ve Been A Victim Of A Selfish
    Kind Of Love
    It’s Time That I Realize
    That There Are Some With No
    Home, Not A Nickel To Loan
    Could It Be Really Me,
    Pretending That They’re Not
    Alone?

    A Willow Deeply Scarred,
    Somebody’s Broken Heart
    And A Washed-Out Dream
    (Washed-Out Dream)
    They Follow The Pattern Of
    The Wind, Ya’ See
    Cause They Got No Place
    To Be
    That’s Why I’m Starting With
    Me
    (Starting With Me!)

    I’m Starting With The Man In
    The Mirror
    (Ooh!)
    I’m Asking Him To Change
    His Ways
    (Ooh!)
    And No Message Could Have
    Been Any Clearer
    If You Wanna Make The World
    A Better Place
    (If You Wanna Make The
    World A Better Place)
    Take A Look At Yourself And
    Then Make A Change
    (Take A Look At Yourself And
    Then Make A Change)

    I’m Starting With The Man In
    The Mirror
    (Ooh!)
    I’m Asking Him To Change His
    Ways
    (Change His Ways-Ooh!)
    And No Message Could’ve
    Been Any Clearer
    If You Wanna Make The World
    A Better Place
    (If You Wanna Make The
    World A Better Place)
    Take A Look At Yourself And
    Then Make That . . .
    (Take A Look At Yourself And
    Then Make That . . .)
    Change!

    I’m Starting With The Man In
    The Mirror,
    (Man In The Mirror-Oh
    Yeah!)
    I’m Asking Him To Change
    His Ways
    (Better Change!)
    No Message Could Have
    Been Any Clearer
    (If You Wanna Make The
    World A Better Place)
    (Take A Look At Yourself And
    Then Make The Change)
    (You Gotta Get It Right, While
    You Got The Time)
    (‘Cause When You Close Your
    Heart)
    You Can’t Close Your . . .Your
    Mind!
    (Then You Close Your . . .
    Mind!)
    That Man, That Man, That
    Man, That Man
    With That Man In The Mirror
    (Man In The Mirror, Oh Yeah!)
    That Man, That Man, That Man
    I’m Asking Him To Change
    His Ways
    (Better Change!)
    You Know . . .That Man
    No Message Could Have
    Been Any Clearer
    If You Wanna Make The World
    A Better Place
    (If You Wanna Make The
    World A Better Place)
    Take A Look At Yourself And
    Then Make A Change
    (Take A Look At Yourself And
    Then Make A Change)
    Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
    Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
    Na Nah
    (Oh Yeah!)
    Gonna Feel Real Good Now!
    Yeah Yeah! Yeah Yeah!
    Yeah Yeah!
    Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
    Na Nah
    (Ooooh . . .)
    Oh No, No No . . .
    I’m Gonna Make A Change
    It’s Gonna Feel Real Good!
    Come On!
    (Change . . .)
    Just Lift Yourself
    You Know
    You’ve Got To Stop It.
    Yourself!
    (Yeah!-Make That Change!)
    I’ve Got To Make That Change,
    Today!
    Hoo!
    (Man In The Mirror)
    You Got To
    You Got To Not Let Yourself . . .
    Brother . . .
    Hoo!
    (Yeah!-Make That Change!)
    You Know-I’ve Got To Get
    That Man, That Man . . .
    (Man In The Mirror)
    You’ve Got To
    You’ve Got To Move! Come
    On! Come On!
    You Got To . . .
    Stand Up! Stand Up!
    Stand Up!
    (Yeah-Make That Change)
    Stand Up And Lift
    Yourself, Now!
    (Man In The Mirror)
    Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
    Aaow!
    (Yeah-Make That Change)
    Gonna Make That Change . . .
    Come On!
    (Man In The Mirror)
    You Know It!
    You Know It!
    You Know It!
    You Know . . .
    (Change . . .)
    Make That Change.”

    Shamon..

  18. Explaining to the cabinet: Now lads, this is how our German associates see us, as shpud-headed cartoon caracters with no backbone..

  19. “I think you’ve made your Point Mr. Tayto.”
    “Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Kenny, it may be your last.”
    “Do you expect me to talk?”
    “No Mr. Kenny, I expect you to Fry.”

  21. No Smokey Bacon & Horse ?
    Well Mr. Tayto… you supply the onion and I’ll supply the cheese, he, he, he…

    • Ah here.
      How am I supposed to compete with this?

      DublinEntentre is in different league altogether