Your Man Ring Has Arrived


The Man Ring ($385) – a gonad-tastic titanium band with miniature foldaway bottle opener, straight blade, serrated blade, saw and moustache comb.

God damn.


11 thoughts on “Your Man Ring Has Arrived

  1. Spaghetti Hoop

    Breaking news…women also open bottles and exercise manys a cutting, sawing action.

    Yiz can have your mo-comb.

    1. Sidewinder

      Should come with a saw long enough to actually saw something. Only two of those tools are actually functional really, an that includes the tool wearing it.

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