Your Man Ring Has Arrived

The Man Ring ($385) – a gonad-tastic titanium band with miniature foldaway bottle opener, straight blade, serrated blade, saw and moustache comb.

God damn.

11 thoughts on “Your Man Ring Has Arrived”

Fonglespore on January 31, 2013 at 7:55 am said:

Amstel Light?

Man Fail.
- Mea-Lua on January 31, 2013 at 9:21 am said:
  
  Well spotted.
H on January 31, 2013 at 8:21 am said:

No screwdriver?
Clampers Outside! on January 31, 2013 at 9:21 am said:

You lost me at ‘Man Ring’
Spaghetti Hoop on January 31, 2013 at 9:29 am said:

MAN-ring??
Breaking news…women also open bottles and exercise manys a cutting, sawing action.

Yiz can have your mo-comb.
- Paul on January 31, 2013 at 9:37 am said:
  
  Agree, man-ring is all wrong.
  
  I always use my woman to open the bottles.
  - Clampers Outside! on January 31, 2013 at 3:10 pm said:
    
    To the fridge or be damned!
Steve on January 31, 2013 at 9:40 am said:

Love it – Airport security not so much though…
- Sheisthecatsmother on January 31, 2013 at 10:39 pm said:
  
  Titanium non ferrous much?
frillykeane on January 31, 2013 at 10:32 am said:

‘should come in the Limerick colours
- Sidewinder on January 31, 2013 at 12:26 pm said:
  
  Should come with a saw long enough to actually saw something. Only two of those tools are actually functional really, an that includes the tool wearing it.