20 thoughts on “‘The Evisceration Of Entrails’

  1. Siju Cat

    Instances of work place bullying on the kill floor are rife. “You gut a sheep like a woman” and “Even a lamb’s not afraid of you” have led to the need for Jobs bridge interns. Lets hope they have thicker skins than the animals!

  2. Dufresne2012

    Why do they have to call it the Kill Floor? Maybe if they softened up that name. Here are 3 off the top of my head:

    The Assassination Station
    The Slay Ground (sounds like playground)
    The Bye Bye Place

    1. Biff Tannen

      Don’t let the name throw you Jimmy. It’s not really a floor, it’s more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

    1. smoothlikemurphys

      -€50

      Nobody has to do it you know. Maybe some people would be glad of getting some experience so that they can apply for jobs down the line with demonstrable skills.

      Or they could just sit on their arse and moan.

      1. well

        “Nobody has to do it you know.”

        Yeah, they’re free to choose, take this job, or end up starving and homeless.

        1. smoothlikemurphys

          You’re so far off-point it’s bordering on ridiculous.

          “Yeah, they’re free to choose, take this job, or end up starving and homeless.”

          So not taking a job bridge internship automatically leads to homelessness does it?

          Please illustrate the specific and direct link between not taking this internship and losing one’s home.

  3. thesingingdetective

    Have to say, this one seems like a skilled job that does need training. If you’re going to kill animals, it’s best to do it correctly.

    Although my mates didn’t need 9 months of training when they took a job in an abattoir when we were younger.

    1. Daffyd

      Exactly. I worked in a meat factory years ago and all this training was given while you were paid at least minimum wage. This represents the use of JobBridge as a supplement to stingy businesses, rather than to employment.

  4. Medium Sized C

    In case I am missing something, the joke here is that the word evisceration already implies entrails yes?

    Like that its saying I’m going to disrobe my robes?

  5. Paulski1983

    Don’t let the name “Killing Floor” throw you. It’s not really a floor, it’s more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

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