Broadsheet Trailer Park: Nymphomaniac (NSFW)

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What you may need to know

1. Here’s the latest in a monthly series of trailers for Lars Von Trier’s forthcoming rudie movie.

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It’s Shia LaBoeuf! In the LeBuff!

3. Provocateur General Lars is milking the whole Nymphomaniac thing for every drop of potential scandal.

4. He’s shot hardcore and softcore versions of the film.

5. Then there’s those fourteen hilarious orgasmic character posters. Our favourite one: Stellan Skarsgard (top second left), who looks like he’s having a stroke. No, not that kind of stroke.

6. Broadsheet Prognosis: The most eagerly anticipated dirty movie since Colin Farrell’s sex tape.

Release Date: Christmas Day (Denmark)

18 thoughts on “Broadsheet Trailer Park: Nymphomaniac (NSFW)

  1. Stephen

    It would appear the ladies in the poster are better looking than the men. I’m str8 like but I know what’s attractive and whats not. No matter how important the movie is it appears that putting pretty ladies in it remains important.

  2. Tom

    How utterly surprising, all the women are young and traditionally attractive whilst the men are varying shades of ugly and old. And not a single non-white person either. Fupp Hollywood.

    1. Mick Flavin

      Wait a minute: Christian Slater, Jamie Bell and Shia LaBoeuf aren’t goodlooking, no? Even Willem Dafoe has a creepy attractiveness. I’m straight though, so maybe I’m way off-base?

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