There’s now no need to trap yourself in
your mother’s basement a cramped smelly office slaving over your precious world changing idea when you can simulate the realisation that no one actually wants to use your idea (or if you’re really lucky the soaring delights of selling out the man in a billion dollar buyout and retiring to an island).
It also perfectly captures the douchebag brogrammer speak that infests the sector.
Ger has given us four copies to give away to the fastest typers:
Hipster CEO is available now on the Apple App Store for €2.69.
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