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Resistance is futile.

It’s time to become a replicant.

Gemma at Life Style Sports writes:

“Life Style Sports stock the widest range of World Cup 2014  international jerseys, supporters wear, football boots and equipment available in Ireland, Shop in store and on line !”

Splendid. Any tops going?

“And, if you need to find the perfect air of football boots – all boots, all positions, all surfaces – find the right boots for your battle at ‘THE PITCH’ on lifestylesports.com.

Hurrah, any replica jer –

“…where you can get everything you need from expert advice to player stats for World Cup 2014 so you’re never offside!”

LOL. Would you have any –

“We can give you three.”

Thank you.

WE have THREE replica World Cup jerseys from Life Style Sports – from the World Cup 2014 competing side of your choice. if they include Uraguay, Italy, Cameroon, USA, England, Netherlands, Brazil, Austraila, France, Spain, Portugal, Mexico, Argentina, Germany, Poland or Russia – to giveaway.

To enter complete this sentence:

I demand the __________________[Name of country] replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because_____________________

Lines MUST close at 5.15pm

Life Style Sports

UPDATE: Winners here

Thanks Gemma

160 thoughts on “If You Can’t Beat Them

  1. spider

    I demand the Argentine replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I have a wardrobe full of no. 13 Ireland jersey’s and need to find a new interest before the Autumn Series…

  2. Raskolnikov

    I demand the Portugal replica life style world cup jersey because I like the colour. And also I’m just back from my 3 day stag weekend and need a bit of good news to soften the pain and anguish I’m currently enduring.

  3. Bobby

    I demand the Brazil replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I got dumped a few months ago and I want to go to Dicey’s tomorrow evening and find me a nice garota de Ipanema to take the pain away/ dance some bossa nova with.

  4. not-eve

    I demand a France replica Life Style sports World Cup jersey because I haven’t had an original thought since the glory days of 1998, and I want to live in the past forever, because it’s better there.

  5. Sparky

    I demand the Italy replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because if I can’t play ball as stylish and refined as Andrea Pirlo atleast I can look as stylish refined as Andrea Pirlo .

  6. Johnny Unitus

    I demand the Germany replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because it will remind me to be more efficient with my demands

  7. russian juice

    I demand the Mexico replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I really like Mexico and Mexican food and I plan on going there on my honeymoon in a few months, so it will make a nice wedding present too :-)

  8. Ste

    I demand the Italy replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because my attempt at a Pirlo beard is absolutely pathetic

  9. ringtoss

    I demand The Netherlands replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because the grass is always greener on the other side.

  10. Peadar

    I demand the Netherlands replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I don’t feel safe on the streets at night, and its bright colours will protect me from both careless drivers and militant unionists.

  11. Matt

    I demand the Brazil replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I’m currently studying for a gynaecology exam and yesterday my Brazilian neighbours spent 3 hours practicing a violin version of I Will Survive, which significantly distracted me from my study of prolapsed uteruses.

  12. El Cuno

    I demand the Argentina replica Lifestyle sports jersey because my great great grandfather spent a number of years in Argentina and I am therefore probably related to Messi.

  13. Spud

    I demand the German replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because they’ve pretty much taken the shirt of our backs anyway…

  14. Darren Devereux

    I demand the France replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I really think we should try and build bridges after the whole Henry handball thingy……. I mean it’s just a game, right?? RIGHT??? *weeps uncontrollably*

  15. Selfie sensation

    I demand the USA replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I am moving to Ohio soon to live with my fiancé and it will allow me to ingratiate myself with the locals whilst staying true to my entirely unamerican belief that football should be a game played primarily with your feet.

  16. neil

    I demand the Italy replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I got them as one of my two teams (I’d take a Honduras one too if it was going) in our World Cup Draw, and even though I have very little interest in football, I’m actually making a big effort to pay attention this time. I’m even making use of my nerdiness to keep me involved, as I’m currently building a web app which will pull in odds from Betfair’s API and calculate each of the lads’ chances of winning each week’s matches, as well as the overall competition. The other methods I’m employing to keep myself interested are betting and drinking, meaning I will not have any money left to pay for such a fine garment myself.

  17. Slugger

    I demand the USA replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I’m not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren’t as good. That used to be called patriotism.

    1. missred

      I got chills reading that – because the sad fact is, too many people actually do think that way *shudder*

    2. NoBalls

      haha at least you’re honest. You’re not wrong either in some ways. The country is fine. But it’s some of the people e.g. idiots like you who make life unbearable.

        1. Slugger

          Indeed I was, Missred. This is actually a quote from the underrated HBO comedy, Eastbound and Down.

  18. Ray

    I demand the Brazil replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because it will go perfectly with the Brazilian football socks my daughter bought me for Fathers Day (she literaly just bought me the socks!)

  19. Rob

    I demand the Costa Rica replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because the Costa buyin one is beyond my means.

  20. jb

    I demand the Poland replica Lifestyle Sports World Cup jersey because it will mean I can walk around with no top on for the rest of the summer with good reason but since it is invisible I cannot be sure if you have actually sent it to me so I would prefer Mexico.

  21. John E. Bravo

    I demand the Netherlands replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I’m tall and blond-ish and like Stephen Dedalus telling people he was Irish, my poor pronunciation while in Paris often had people thinking I was from “Hollande” not “Irlande” (Proteus: http://www.columbia.edu/~fms5/ult03.htm#name0)

    1. John E. Bravo

      I did a fake “end bloomsday effort” HTML tag here, but it has disappeared. Maybe cos I didn’t put an opening tag at the start?

  22. James Collery

    I demand the French replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey or I will go on strike.

  23. Ciara

    I demand the Brazil replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I look fupping incredible in yellow

  24. Fredtheninja

    I demand the Dutch replica Lifestyle Sports replica World Cup jersey because:
    (a) The Dutch play dirty. No one plays dirty anymore. Makes games more interesting.
    (b) I plan on spending the summer trying to emulate Van Persie’s diving header on Banna beach in Kerry. In the water. Obviously.
    (c) Dutch fans are great craic.
    (d) Amsterdam is in Holland. Great bikes, museums and pastries.
    (e) I’ve a shneaky feeling if they’re gonna win the World Cup and I wanna come across as a legit supporter.

    1. Danny C with a C

      +1,000

      Diving headers in Banna beach! Oh the memories!!! And ze Dutch are yesh, sho cool!

  25. Kolmo

    I demand the Swiss replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because of my friendly face and the problems it causes, namely, that on a alarmingly regular basis people stop me on the streets in Dublin asking me for directions, I do try to help but the frequency of is getting tiresome, so when I’m in a hurry and can’t help I can just point at my jersey and say ‘Ask me Swiss’.

  26. Advertising On Police Cars

    I demand the Russian replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey or I will annex you.

  27. JDC

    I demand the Poland replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because silly me didn’t even realise that they were in the World Cup until I read this post. If for any reason they are sold out. I’ll quite happily take a Spanish one.

  28. ringtoss

    I demand the Netherlands replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because the grass is always greener on the otherside

  29. Condor

    I demand the Netherlands replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I’m a divil for a bandwagon and I wanna be all like “Yeh, i said it from the start that they were gonna win it, like….”

  30. kbot

    I demand the Uruguay replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I need an excuse to bite my girlfriend’s bum

  31. Liggy

    I demand the England replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I am raising a football-allergic 11 year old son here all on my own.

    You have no idea what a struggle it is to come to terms with a football-allergic son. This is a shocking afflication believed to effect 1% of all Irish men and about 20% globally.

    His Father and his uncles, his cousins and his sister try but I can see the look in their eyes when he picks up a book instead of watching the world cup….. ‘He is not the same as us’

    We have tried everything to cure our football-allergic son, a bigger telly – he used it to watch cartoons!. A leather ball – now lying neglected in the corner of the garden. A visit to a football match – he ate an ice-cream and fell asleep and Saturday morning training with a local football club – he dissapeared after 15 mins on the pitch and ate all the oranges. Now they are saying things on the internet about him “Rob the Gob”

    He is a lovely boy in every other way he just cannot do this one thing in life. He can communicate effectively with his peers (“I hate football”) and even demonstrates some promising non-verbal communication style (two fingers at the telly when the football is on)

    I really think with the right equipment, we can turn his life around for the better and ensure that he never has to ask the question to other men:
    “Did you see that ludicrous display last night?”

    Thank you….

  32. Kevin

    I demand the Italian replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because my last one was destroyed during a game of tag Rugby and it will make me feel closer to the God the bestrides the pitch with mere men, Andrea Pirlo.

  33. NoBalls

    I demand the England replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I want to wear it at the 2016 19196 commemorations just to piss Taoiseach Mary Lou McDonald off.

    1. missred

      I think Marty McGuinness has beaten you to that one, he was spotted wearing one the other night

    2. CiaoBaby

      I demand the German replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I really admire them as a nation and will proudly support them over this and subsequent world cups as a loyal servant of her Royal Highness Frau Merkel . Jetzt Gehts Los . Vorsprung Durch Technik .

  34. Edster yo yo

    I demand the Ghanaian(had to google that) replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because the tribal print collar is to die for and would go super with my jocks…
    Fair play to Gemma, always said she was a good egg, always said it..

  35. Karl

    I demand the Brazil replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because unlike Maradonna or Henry, Brazil will win hands down.

  36. Ian Madden

    I demand the Italy replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because its brilliant blue colour would really bring out my eyes. Vai Italia!

  37. Custo

    I demand the MEXICO replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I’m currently obsessed with drawing classic World Cup jerseys and I think I’ll need this for reference in ten years time.

  38. Stapler

    I demand the Germany replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because my baldy head got terrible sunburn over the weekend and I am finding it hard to sleep without being irritated. Which also doubles as an excuse to stay up and watch the 11pm kick offs.

  39. Murtles

    I demand the Colombia replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because my continuing backing of the wrong team in every game since the World Cup started has cost me not only money but my reputation. With a Colombia shirt on my back, I think I might look like a tough guy enough to deflect the jibes of loser loser loser…. *sniff

  40. Lou

    I demand the Italy replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because it would help me get over the devastation that Buffon didn’t play this week! :(

  41. James Collery

    I demand the URUGUAY replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I like to eat meat and look good in tight fitting clothes

  42. Marty

    I demand the Brazil replica Life Style sports world cup jersey because it would be great to wear when I throw a big Brazilian BBQ party for all my friends (I promise I will take care of it and won’t spill any Cachaça rum on it!)

  43. Ah_Jaysis_Howya

    I demand the Mexico replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because it’s a far healthier way of supporting them than my ‘have a burrito on match day’ plan.

  44. Rebecca McGrane

    I demand the Japan replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I want to get a picture of pikachu on it like they sell in Japan for the world cup, as pikachu is the mascot for the world cup, and every time Japan score i can shout PIKAAAAAAA (that means goal in Japanese, …right?)

    (Seriously look at how COOL the jersey is! http://www.siliconera.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/481278_thumb.jpg)

    All the best,
    Your local pokemon/world cup master
    Rebecca.

    1. Anne in London (form. Anne)

      Pokemon, seriously? Wow, my 9 year old considers that programme babyish.

  45. Ted

    I demand the Portugal replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because while wearing it there’s a slight chance I’ll get mistaken for Cristiano Ronaldo by hen party hotties on an upcoming dreary and foggy Galway Saturday night (I stress foggy… *smiles and tooth sparkles*)

  46. Mick Flavin

    I demand the Mexico replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because, as a carpet fitter it’ll give me that air of authenticity when I shout “Underlay, underlay!”

  47. Steve McClaren

    I demand the Dutsch replica Life Schtyle Schportsch World Cup jerschey because the lascht time I wore a free Dutch top wasch during the 2010 World Cup, en it wasch provided by a drinksh company en conshequently I got thrown out of the schtadium for breaching marketing rules en now it’sh payback time.

  48. bruce01

    I demand the Mexico replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because it has lightening bolts on it and is green so could be worn with pride on national sporting occasions in Ireland.

  49. Aoife

    I demand the French replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because since last Thursday I have become a football widow. I have seen more football in the past couple of days than I have seen in the past 10 years! I wish Ireland could have qualified because then I would have waved my darling husband off at the airport to Brazil saving me from watching any of it! I want the jersey because navy is my fav colour!!

  50. Miami Dolphin's Barn

    I demand the GERMAN replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because the whiteness of this Jersey will make my otherwise pasty complexion look relatively normal in contrast.

  51. janma

    I demande ze French replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey bicause mine eez alreddy twelve yeerz old, and I no longueur even dare washing eet for fear eet will not seurvive! So for ze sake of everyone around me, and zer sense of smell (me, I don’t mind, reely), I shoold probably get a nioo wan. Sanks!

  52. Vic Mackey

    I demand the Austraila replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I’ve never been to Austraila. I don’t think anyone has.

  53. Nessy

    I demand the Netherlands replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I want Martin McGuinness to cheer for the Orangemen throughout the weekend of the 12th and 13th . For God and for Clogs

  54. Laura Gaynor

    I demand the __France___ replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because_it’s my brothers 21st and I haven’t gotten him anything.

  55. Kevin OR

    I demand the France replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I’ll be in France for the final and I reckon they could go all the way. Wearing the jersey would break down the language barrier!

  56. Aidan Gore

    I demand the Italy replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I’m growing a replica of Pirlo’s beard and need the matching attire…!!!

  57. munkifisht

    I demand the England replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I think you’re going to have a lot left in stock.

  58. Bill The Generalist

    I demand the Honduran replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because of all the drugs, crime and murders that go on there, what’s not to like!

  59. eoinyo

    I demand the Germany replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I want to get Muc Feirmeoir printed on the back so that I don’t look out of place at the next Leitrim GAA game.

  60. Sara

    I demand the Japan replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I am entertaining 15 guests at a Bukkake party this weekend

  61. Liberté Capillaire

    I demand the France replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because, when I am on strike – mainly from June to September, I like to be stylish while playing petanque, drinking pastis and smoking gitanes.

  62. Brian

    I demand the Netherlands replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I’m desperately trying to fit in with my girlfriend’s East Belfast family. With the World Cup final on the weekend of the 12th (of July), the jersey would be the perfect attire for the 12th weekend. I also have orange (red/ginger) hair and I think I would look funny in a bright orange jersey.

  63. Formerly known as @ireland.com

    I demand the Australia replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I am a mad Socceroos fan. I was in the MCG in 1997, when the Iranians drew with the Venables team, to deprive us of our first WC since 1974. I am delighted the team has made it this time but they may do what my other team, Ireland, did at Euro 2012. So, this jersey is my one chance to be a winner this year.

  64. Vinny

    I demand the Argentina national team jersey from Lifestyle Sports because, and without bragging here, I will look extremely sensational in it.
    Leo Messi wears it well, but would he wear it to a gig in The Workmans? Would he feck.
    I will.
    An people would say “Hey, Vinny, nice top. Where did you get it?”
    And I’ll be like “Got it from Lifestyle Sports via Broadsheet”.
    Then they’ll say “Broadsheet? The website?”
    And I’ll say “Hells yeah!”
    They’ll say “Cool.”

    Let’s make this happen, Broadsheet. Let’s make this magic happen.

    1. Mick Flavin

      But then Nialler9 will have a way of finding out who you are in real life and may exact revenge for your online abuse (if you are indeed that Vinny…)

      1. anne

        Is that
        Vinny from a caravan in Galway?
        Vinny occasionally from Bray?
        Vinny born in Dublin in the month of May?
        Vinny who is obliged to walk in heavy shoes, the whole of Bettystown?
        Vinny who farmed out near Rossleare?
        Vinny who told the social he didn’t live in his girlfriend’s home ?
        Which one?, tell us, now swear

  65. Bertie Blenkinsop

    I demand the italian replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I am a little fat monkey and when I wear something that tight it will look like I ironed it on a wok.

  66. erf

    I demand the Cameroon replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because this will be Eto’o’s last world cup……. maybe, possibly

  67. Paul W

    I demand the Uraguay replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I love going to countries that I never been to or simply don’t exist. Failing that I’ll have the Uruguay jersey and a slap on the wrist for being a grammar nazi.

  68. TonyR

    I demand the right to refuse to accept any of the replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because they’re just not obscure enough for the footballing hipster that Iam (but if win and have to I’ll take the Uruguay one)

  69. K

    I demand the Italy replica Lifestyle Sports World Cup jersey because I’m great. In fact, I think I should get all three replica World Cup jerseys in case two of them don’t fit.

  70. chickentikka

    I demand the Cameroon Lifestyle Sports World Cup jersey because I don’t believe ye stock it and I’m happy to be proven wrong!

  71. kbot

    I demand an Italy replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because in honour of that majestic beast Pirlo, I’m growing my beard for the duration of Italy’s World Cup, knowing I’ll probably end up looking like Mario.

  72. BoogieMan

    I demand the Cameroon replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because they have Lions on their jerseys! Lions! As a great man once said “Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody f***s with a lion!”

  73. jedi

    I demand the Brazil replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because he’s been a goalscorer for many a year ,he goes to Lifestyle to get the best gear , he’ll go down in the box and get a penoh……and the Croats will finish with nothing to show ….. and its no Ney never no Ney never Neymar , there was cries the world over , twas no way a penoh.. and its no Ney Never No never Neymar …..

  74. Poindexter

    I demand the Argentine replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I need help to perpetuate the lie that Diego Maradonna once described me as they only player from Drimnagh he would have paid money to see.

  75. Carlos the Wave

    I demand the Mexico replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I put a hard-earned fiver on them at 150-to-1 odds each way & if they make it to the finals I can pay off half the Mastercard!

  76. andy mal

    I demand the Uruguay replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because my teeth are bigger than Luis Suarez teeth

  77. Kevin_Gerald

    I demand the Netherlands replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because my girlfriend of two years is Dutch and is pissed off cause I’m always wearing my Uruguay shirt. Please help stop the domestic abuse!

  78. Shane Regan

    I demand the Uruguay replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I see a little silhouetto of a man, scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango?

  79. Eoin

    I demand the Brazil replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because Im trying to get the shift off a sexy Brazilian bloke on Tindr.

  80. Ahh Feck

    I demand the Italy replica Lifestyle Sports jersey as I’m going to a wedding in Italy in two weeks and would like to finally cheer on a football team who have a chance of winning. FORZA ITALIA!!

  81. Corbeans

    I demand – nay, REQUIRE – the Argentina replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I am travelling over there in 2 weeks to meet an old partner in crime and desperately need to fit in!

  82. sickofallthisbs

    I demand the France replica Lifestyle sorts jersey because I am suffering from a malaise and cannot quite describe it, I have a certain (as the French say) I do not know what.

  83. ArtVandelay

    I demand the Brazil replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because my sister and her little one live in Brazil and I don’t get to see them very often. At least having the jersey we can support the team together, even if its over skype.

  84. JC

    I demand the Brazil replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I was meant to go to the world cup but missed my flight and couldn’t afford to buy another ticket. Gutted!

  85. Blonto

    I demand the Argentina replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because the mini-me thinks he’s Messi and at least he won’t be wearing a Brazil jersey like all his mates.

  86. gord

    I demand the Cameroon replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I want to wear green and for it to (briefly) mean something at this world cup. Also – me – Roger Milla dancing – at every available opportunity. That would make my year.

  87. squiggleyjoop

    I demand the Spain replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because it doesn’t Mata to me that they lost their first game, they are still the Pique of the bunch. I asked Santi for one last xmas but my Mam said it Costa’d too much and she didn’t have any gold or Silva too spare. Bit much coming from her, she spends all day in her Spanish Villa snorting Koke-yne and glugging bottles of Torres.

    1. NoBalls

      I couldn’t Casillas. Must Xavi Alonso time on your hands? Try Reina Iniesta Llorente crap or just V(ra)mos! Just Cesc!

  88. Continuity Jay-Z

    I demand the Netherlands replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I need an orange top to go with my pear of shorts.

  89. rockpig

    I demand the Spain replica Lifestyle Sports World Cup jersey because I recently met a Spanish woman living in Ireland but she had to move home a couple of weeks ago. And I think she’s the one. And I can’t speak a word of Spanish. But if I’m wearing the top as I meet her family whilst declaring my intentions to marry her surely they will see I’m making a huge effort and I will be given their blessing.

  90. Julomoppet

    I demand a France replica Life Style sports World Cup jersey because I can handle the controversy

  91. Liberté Capillaire

    I demand the France replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because when I followed the link above (on line), I was told Life Style Sports couldn’t find the page I was looking for. That can only be the results of a French act of sabotage…sacre bleu!

  92. jeremy kyle

    I demand the Mexico replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I don’t have Juan of my own.

  93. Mick

    I demand the Netherlands Away replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I bought a knock off version over a month ago from China and it never arrived.

    Teach me to be a better person Lifestyle.

  94. Oz wannabe

    I demand the Australia replica Life Style Sports jersey because I am replicating the Ozzy life, style and sports in my surf gear this sunny week. Might as well cheer them on too, mates

  95. F M

    I demand the Mexico replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I got Mexico in our World Cup sweepstakes at work and it’s the best double lightning bolt emblazoned piece of clothing since the SS uniform.

  96. Holly Golightly

    I demand the the Portugal replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because Its my Dad’s Birthday this weekend and I already used up all my good ideas on his bloody Father’s Day present! Seriously I got nothing, zilch, nada! Help!

  97. Sure this is it

    I demand the Argentina replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because my 1998
    jersey is so small and tight it cuts off circulation
    to my torso, not good during 5a side…
    On the plus side it fits my girlfriend.

  98. thebaggerlarkin

    I demand the USA (away) Life style sports World cup jersey because I want to instill my American wife with a love of the beautiful game thereby allowing me to watch more footy.

  99. Drogg

    I demand the Argentina replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I haven’t had a day off in a while and I’m looking to finally getting home at six o’clock today to spend some time with my son and watch some football.

  100. niafall

    I demand the Uruguay replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I drew them in the office pool and their backs were so bad that the only way I can get a return on my euro is to don said jersey, get a mullet cut, insinuate myself into the back three and help them out of the group stages!

  101. Haydoh

    I demand the Italy replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I’m tired, broke and I’m jaded by everything that isn’t this refreshingly goal filled World Cup. Also, I feckin love Mario Balotelli and Andrea Pirlo and Italian food, so just go on, give me the jersey like

  102. Noodle

    I demand the Brazil replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I am going to Brazil on July 4th and it would be great to have the famous verde-amarela on me, especially as I will be there for the final, which I hope they will be in! I promise to send a photo of me wearing it outside the Maracanã

  103. therealkevinwHitty

    I demand the Germany replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because we are going to have to support them eventually, and I for one welcome our new German overlords.

  104. James

    I demand the USA replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because d’wife is American and I’m getting an earful about Ireland not getting in, all i hear is; “We got in, and we don’t even like soccer”… If you cant beat ’em, join ’em!

  105. Go on my son

    I demand the Argentina replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I look a bit Messi with blue and white body painted stripes on my far from chiseled body.

  106. fluffybiscuits

    I demand the Iran ] replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because who else here is gonna flppin support them! (i’ll take a France one though!)

  107. Willb

    I demand the Croatian replica Life Style Sports World Cup jersey because I’m going there on me holidays and I have forgotten to buy any clothes. I assume the 17:15 cut off time is Brazilian time given the World Cup theme :o) At time of entering It’s 16:24 Brazilian time by the by.

  108. Kearnivale

    I demand the Netherlands jersey because I got Japan in my college draw, and as they’ll never win it, a snazzy Orange shirt would ease the pain of my lost fiver.

  109. sniffer

    I demand the German world cup jersey so I can leave it on the desk of the Polish guy at work.

    1. Chompsky

      Being independently judged as I write. Winners announced in the morning. Apologies for the delay.

      1. Anne

        Thanks for the comment ya miserable owl cycnic ya.

        Come on Chomsky – spit it out, the parish gossips are circling :)

  110. jedi

    why no news ? I demand my Brazil jersey now so I can wear it at least once before the fuppers are knocked out

    1. Jeremy Kyle

      They had another post where they announced winners. All I know is I didn’t win.

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