https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJq7MBa7jHY
What you may need to know:
1. First came Russell Crowe as Noah (2014)… Now Christian Bale is Moses!
2. It’s directed by Ridley Scott. That used to mean something, kids.
3. That’s Aussie actor Joel Edgerton as Egyptian pharoah Rhamses. Seriously.
4. Look! It’s Egyptian Sigourney Weaver!
5. It co-stars John ‘Nobody fucks with the Jesus’ Turturro, ideally channelling his role from The Big Lebowski (1998).
6. It also stars Aaron ‘Jessie Pinkman’ Paul – presumably absent from the trailer to avoid further hilarity, following Egyptian Sigourney Weaver – and Ben Kingsley. Inevitably.
7. Ridley’s planning a King David movie next. GET FASSBENDER!
8. Broadsheet Prognosis: Needs musical numbers.
Release Date: December
Thanks John Gallen