Keith McConnon writes:
“Keogh’s Farm, Ireland’s favourite potato farmers, has been shortlisted for the finals of the prestigious Irish Quality Food Awards for their range of Easy Cook 7 Minute New Baby Potatoes.”
Fantastic!
“The announcement comes after 8 days of tough judging and Keogh’s Farm is one of 180 shortlisted food and drink products in 50 categories.
And how are your delicious Gluten-free crisps?
“They are excellent.. Keogh’s Easy Cook 7 Minute new baby potatoes are now in with a chance to win one of the Irish Quality Food Awards.”
Lovely. Any exciting flavours?
“Roast Beef and Irish Stout….I can do you one box.”
We have a ONE box of Keogh’s Roast beef & Irish Stout flavoured crisps delivered to YOUR home OR office to giveaway.
To enter, Just complete this simple sentence.
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my_______________________________”
Lines must close at 2pm 2.15pm
UPDATE: Winner
“…..I intend sharing them with my girlfriend, who found out she’s Coeliac last year and has been having a miserable time with food since.” (James)
Thanks all.
intend sharing them with my mouth
just saw this comment, your mouth is big enough to fit the whole box in, so likely you will win.
That’s not very nice now, Good Helen.
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my stomach.
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my gut.
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my vegetarian friends
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my other jobsbridge workers.
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my new baby potato
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with The Team Gavin Glynn appeal, I’d like the crisps to be changed into whatever cost it would be to give a box away for free, so rather than the box, the funds be donated. Thanks and I would love to be a winner. If i’m not, that’s ok.
haha
I intend sharing them with my girlfriend, who found out she’s coeliac last year and has been having a miserable time with food since.
Oh please!
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my grandad who insists on eating and drinking nothing other than Roast Beef and Stout no matter how many times we try convince him to try something else, he should enjoy these though!
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my fellow incredibly hungover and cranky co-workers. we’re also also all very sad as we’re losing a staff member to foreign soils(thus the hangovers due to a debauched send off party last night)
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my inner angels, inner demons and my long suffering work colleagues
Really?
Starving orphans with big round eyes and adorable accents what can’t afford crisps or any other nice things.
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my sandwiches all next week
Local nursing home. Be worth putting in the teeth for.
You’re a winner.
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I work in hostel in temple bar, and would love to share this with our lovely guests here. I promise, not just me! Guests! Think of the great memories they will have of Ireland :)
Yeah right
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my fiance when he gets back from his stag weekend on Sunday night. He also is a crisp fiend. He’d live on crisps given the chance.
Pleaz zend me ze box of crisps as I intend to shär sem wis se group of ze 34 shörmen scouts visiting us for camp sis weekend as part of our “33 ways with potatoes” workshop.
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my roommates watching a movie. A perfect night in!
I like this one. Simple and honest. Like the crisps.
I intend sharing them with my co-workers here at Tayto Park- Ireland’s Premier Crisp Based Adventure Theme Park!!!!!
I want to send them to my friends in Israel.
you don’t have any friends.
Israelis are people too.
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my co-workers who have been lovely to me after a disaster week of surgery, infection and losing out on the dream job.
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my other half, as I ate all his Doritos and I may be divorced. I want to convince him Keoghs crisps are much nicer than Doritos and prove that women are always right :)
please send me the box of keoghs crisps as i intend to share them with myself. seriously, give away keoghs crisps? they’re too damn tasty!
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my colleagues who eat Walkers crisps and I want to show them who the king really is!
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my non-drinking bloodstream :) These crisps’ll be the closest I get to to alcoholic intake!
Stretching it a bit.
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my Project Manager
C+ . Must try harder.
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my fellow interns we need all the free stuff we can get! .
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my forever expanding waistline and my middle aged spread
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my gluten intolerant wife and my German colleagues who wouldn’t know a decent crisp flavour if it jumped up and bit them on their paprika covered bollocks.
Please send me a box of Keoghs as i intend sharing them with my neighbors at our block party next week ,nom!!!!
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with myself and my other London colleagues, to show them how awesome Irish produce is!”
Trying a bit too hard.
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my Pregnant wife
My new work buddies just so I can impress them!
You too.
Please send the crisps to dhaughton99, so he’ll shut up whinging..
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my friendly local seagulls, and when I say I intend sharing them, I mean the seagulls intend on swooping down from my roof, swearing at me and snapping them from my fingers…
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my two Glutard work mates…
mouth
Please send the box of Keoghs Crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my sad stomach who’s had to contend with a depressing diet all summer and needs some tasty noms to make it happy again.
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my sliced pan, butter, cheddar cheese slices and cups of tae next week in work.
Please send the box of Keoghs Crisps to me as I intend sharing them with THE WORLD!
Every deserves to know just how fantastic they are!!
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my hyponatremic girlfriend…she does a lot of MDMA!
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with nobody, they are all for me. I might be a hungry baxtard, but at least i’m not making up some sob story on the internet to try to curry favour and win a box of crisps.
Curry flavour is still in tests.
Maith an buachaill, well spotted.
…worst enemy because these snacks are up to 50% (poor quality) oil…
I don’t need to be atin no packages a crisps.
Crisps huh! They’ll always be taytoes.
I’ve never understood this. Do you call all drink Guiness as well? All cereals cornflakes? I mean, does it not get confusing when you’re trying to order a packet that aren’t tayto? What do you say…”not them taytos, the king taytos over there”???
No.
Think Hoover, Biro..
It’s known as genericide.
So what happens when you walk into a pub and ask them for taytos, and they only have hunky dorys?
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my….friends as we try to find as many that look like Ireland as possible.
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my Donkey. We live near to the field from which the Keoghs spuds come from. We see them get dug , we see them handled with care into bags by young maidens ( like the ones from Game of Thrones ). My Donkey doesnt like cattle so wouldnt mind munching on the beef and I am partial to the Black and Tan of a Stout and wouldnt mind mixing it up in a bag of Keoghs Roast Beef and Irish Stout. We need the whole box but you can take a bag for yourself…
Leinster donkey sanctuary collecting outside lidl shops today for their new premises. If your passing them, throw them a bit of change. Good cause.
+1
Please send me the box of Keogh’s crisp. I have raging PMS and intend to share them no one.
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my colleague Dec, who suffers from the dreaded celiac disease. He mostly sits in the corner at lunchtime banished due to his horrific ailment. It would cheer him up some if he could feast on those awesome gluten free snacks. Oh he also has ginger hair, God has a cruel sense of humor sometimes!
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my…self.
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with EVERYONE who comes into the office here in DCU Invent!
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my best friend Maris Piper.
I intend sharing them with a pint of delicious black velvet, and a few yanks for good measure
Neil Prenderville?
My mouth, my esophagus, my stomach, my intestine and the toilet. The rest of yis can fupp off, none for you!
Please send the box of….damn tourettes…JUST F*CKING SEND THE B*STARDING CRISPS NOW. GIMME THEM! F*CK OFF. F*CK RIGHT OFF – YOU COULDN”T SIT ON A TOILET SEAT PROPERL….mmm thanksNomnomnomnomnom
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my beautiful girlfriend Amy whom I love so much :)
*dry reaches*
so you think a kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but keogh’s gluten-free roast beef and irish stout crisps are a girl’s best friend?
i’ll give it 2 months.
lines close at 2.15
Please send the box of Keogh’s crisps to me as I intend sharing them with my alcoholic, vegetarian brother in law…. (i.e. I’ll get to eat them all myself!!)
i don’t really want to enter but just want to give keoghs the two thumbs up. I’m coeliac and their GF crisps are a godsend. And delicious.
I intend on sharing them with everyone I work with as the majority of us are students working in a bar (that doesn’t sell crisps/peanuts – blasphemy) and many of us are moving abroad in September for Masters/better jobs, and would love to be able to take a taste of home with us.