Man goes to pub. Meets woman with big hoop and large breasts. Refers to woman as Ms Big Hoop n’ Tits for the duration of their on /off relationship. Man dumps woman eventually.
*bolts door on bomb shelter*
scottser
move over clamps..
the non-sexist plot to thelma and louise:
2 birds hoor their way round the states taking selfies as they go. end up accidentally driving over a cliff during a row over who’s shoes are nicest.
Janet
Ah ha ha
rotide
hahaha
Weedless
Some of those plots are still sexist.
scottser
they all have lovely bottoms dude.
Odockatee
More importantly, what would Una think?
Piotr
What would Colette say?
huppenstop
I am glad that someone had the courage to do this.
rotide
Courage?
You don’t see satire when its staring at you in the face?
huppenstop
I’m pretty sure I was joking.
Caroline
Slow down guys, I’m not made of irony meters!
SOMK
How ‘sure’?
Were you literally dressed as a clown as you typed that and simulataniously squeezed a comedy horn when you clicked ‘post comment’?
Did you ask anyone in you office/public transpost/prison cell whether not this was a good joke before submitting it for the whole of humanity to see?
When you ask people “hey tell me the truth, am I funny?” do they awkwardly touch the back of the neck, look from side to side and generally hesitate before saying “yeah you’re kinda funny in a way, I guess, I mean sometimes, it was funny when you knocked over the water cooler on Tuesday, kinda…”.
How many Hawaiian shirts do you own?
Have you ever grown a moustache? If so rate on a scale from 0-10 how ironic you were being.
ahyeah
pffh
Ross
There are some people who are always looking for victimhood somewhere. Actually some of these movie plots you’ve come up with are sexist towards men but that’s ok I suppose.
SOMK
Yes there are some people who are always looking for victomhood somewhere, just as there are some people who seem to take personal insult at the notion that there exists things like discrimination and who construct this fantasy image of people perpetually pretending suffer rather than actually suffering (and in doing so are probably projecting), which insulates from the mental effort of sustaining mirror neruons, from time to time they feeled compelled to sustain this world view by expressing it publically in the deluded pretext that they are offering an original thought, where as really they are engaged in an quasi mastabortial act, justifying their world-view and insulated mindstate mostly for themselves (and identifying theselves to others in the process who share their views), often in the process revealing nothing but their rather misanthropic world-view and clcihéd thinking and adding absolutely nothing to any discourse, ever; people who adaopt the disposition of contrian whilst in reality they are dillegent propagandists for the status quo (from which they almost invariably get their status, real or imagined).
And you’re right some of those plots ARE sexist towards men, well done you understood half the joke.
Tony
The cut of your jib, SOMK.
I must say I like it.
will-billy
he she does go on
John E. Bravo
Tangential, rather than disagreeable, to say, but I looked up “mastabortial” in the hope of learning a hilarious new word. Google returned three results – this thread; “ProWrestling Fans WWE TNA Forum – View Single Post …” and “Retard thread. – ProWrestling Fans WWE TNA Forum”.
I don’t understand why “Retard thread” was the lowest ranking entry.
Caroline
It’s ‘quasi-masturbatory’. Happens with my autocorrect all the time.
John E. Bravo
A felicitous error though. Amazingly onomatopoeic word.
rotide
‘quasi-masturbatory’ is apt when it comes to SOMKs walls of text :)
Isabel
that old maggie thatcher excuse – so britain has one female prime minister who was dodgy and that means no woman should ever have power? Cos all male rulers have been enlightened, right?
rotide
Nice two footed jump to conclusion there pardner.
The old ‘Maggie Thatcher excuse’ is that women are no different to men when it comes to persuing wars and we would be in no better or worse shape if women were in charge because you know, people are people.
Janet
people can be dicks without a dick argument
rotide
Do YOU come with the war?
Janet
my poor English skills… that was in agreement rotide ;)
rotide
The correct response is “Oh, you!”
Janet
Oh you !!! I added a giggle just for you …
.meh
Well, Britain does have a history of female leaders going to war. Elizabeth the 1st being a prime example. Further afield Indira Gandhi loved a good war. In fairness they were for independence but war is war.
H
Let’s not forget Golda Meir, the original Iron Lady
The Non Sexist Version of Pretty woman – (well satirical version).
or watch Richard Gere
follow the Dali Lama around the world and then do
those oh-so-Zen like movies with those oh-so-Zen like
messages like, “Hey! It’s fun to be a prostitute!” I
can’t wait to spread my legs across Hollywood Blvd.
Because then maybe some rich, handsome billionaire
in a Jag will come driving up and take me shopping on
Rodeo Drive and that’s what a woman’s all about
anyway, right? Sucking and shopping and sucking and
shopping and sucking and shopping but hey, who am I
to argue because it’s the feel good movie of the
summer, it’s the feel good movie of the year, it’s the
feel good movie of the Nineties, it’s the feel good
movie of the Millennium, and you know what? If it
puts a spring in your step and a song in your heart,
well… whatever makes you happy,
Whatever makes you happy,
Whatever makes you happy,
Whatever makes you happy,
Whatever gives you hope.
Even if it’s a truly tasteless joke.
Bongwater, Folk Song.
will-billy
i like this movie. and you’re a bongwater fan? wanna make out?
As someone who has worked in a couple of offices with a large proportion of women, I reckon Saving Private Ryan might be… eh… a tad far-fetched.
*ducks*
+1
I think Maggie T shot down that particular piece of nonsense 30 years ago.
The Non-Sexist Sex In The City plot…
Man goes to pub. Meets woman with big hoop and large breasts. Refers to woman as Ms Big Hoop n’ Tits for the duration of their on /off relationship. Man dumps woman eventually.
*bolts door on bomb shelter*
move over clamps..
the non-sexist plot to thelma and louise:
2 birds hoor their way round the states taking selfies as they go. end up accidentally driving over a cliff during a row over who’s shoes are nicest.
Ah ha ha
hahaha
Some of those plots are still sexist.
they all have lovely bottoms dude.
More importantly, what would Una think?
What would Colette say?
I am glad that someone had the courage to do this.
Courage?
You don’t see satire when its staring at you in the face?
I’m pretty sure I was joking.
Slow down guys, I’m not made of irony meters!
How ‘sure’?
Were you literally dressed as a clown as you typed that and simulataniously squeezed a comedy horn when you clicked ‘post comment’?
Did you ask anyone in you office/public transpost/prison cell whether not this was a good joke before submitting it for the whole of humanity to see?
When you ask people “hey tell me the truth, am I funny?” do they awkwardly touch the back of the neck, look from side to side and generally hesitate before saying “yeah you’re kinda funny in a way, I guess, I mean sometimes, it was funny when you knocked over the water cooler on Tuesday, kinda…”.
How many Hawaiian shirts do you own?
Have you ever grown a moustache? If so rate on a scale from 0-10 how ironic you were being.
pffh
There are some people who are always looking for victimhood somewhere. Actually some of these movie plots you’ve come up with are sexist towards men but that’s ok I suppose.
Yes there are some people who are always looking for victomhood somewhere, just as there are some people who seem to take personal insult at the notion that there exists things like discrimination and who construct this fantasy image of people perpetually pretending suffer rather than actually suffering (and in doing so are probably projecting), which insulates from the mental effort of sustaining mirror neruons, from time to time they feeled compelled to sustain this world view by expressing it publically in the deluded pretext that they are offering an original thought, where as really they are engaged in an quasi mastabortial act, justifying their world-view and insulated mindstate mostly for themselves (and identifying theselves to others in the process who share their views), often in the process revealing nothing but their rather misanthropic world-view and clcihéd thinking and adding absolutely nothing to any discourse, ever; people who adaopt the disposition of contrian whilst in reality they are dillegent propagandists for the status quo (from which they almost invariably get their status, real or imagined).
And you’re right some of those plots ARE sexist towards men, well done you understood half the joke.
The cut of your jib, SOMK.
I must say I like it.
he she does go on
Tangential, rather than disagreeable, to say, but I looked up “mastabortial” in the hope of learning a hilarious new word. Google returned three results – this thread; “ProWrestling Fans WWE TNA Forum – View Single Post …” and “Retard thread. – ProWrestling Fans WWE TNA Forum”.
I don’t understand why “Retard thread” was the lowest ranking entry.
It’s ‘quasi-masturbatory’. Happens with my autocorrect all the time.
A felicitous error though. Amazingly onomatopoeic word.
‘quasi-masturbatory’ is apt when it comes to SOMKs walls of text :)
that old maggie thatcher excuse – so britain has one female prime minister who was dodgy and that means no woman should ever have power? Cos all male rulers have been enlightened, right?
Nice two footed jump to conclusion there pardner.
The old ‘Maggie Thatcher excuse’ is that women are no different to men when it comes to persuing wars and we would be in no better or worse shape if women were in charge because you know, people are people.
people can be dicks without a dick argument
Do YOU come with the war?
my poor English skills… that was in agreement rotide ;)
The correct response is “Oh, you!”
Oh you !!! I added a giggle just for you …
Well, Britain does have a history of female leaders going to war. Elizabeth the 1st being a prime example. Further afield Indira Gandhi loved a good war. In fairness they were for independence but war is war.
Let’s not forget Golda Meir, the original Iron Lady
The Non Sexist Version of Pretty woman – (well satirical version).
or watch Richard Gere
follow the Dali Lama around the world and then do
those oh-so-Zen like movies with those oh-so-Zen like
messages like, “Hey! It’s fun to be a prostitute!” I
can’t wait to spread my legs across Hollywood Blvd.
Because then maybe some rich, handsome billionaire
in a Jag will come driving up and take me shopping on
Rodeo Drive and that’s what a woman’s all about
anyway, right? Sucking and shopping and sucking and
shopping and sucking and shopping but hey, who am I
to argue because it’s the feel good movie of the
summer, it’s the feel good movie of the year, it’s the
feel good movie of the Nineties, it’s the feel good
movie of the Millennium, and you know what? If it
puts a spring in your step and a song in your heart,
well… whatever makes you happy,
Whatever makes you happy,
Whatever makes you happy,
Whatever makes you happy,
Whatever gives you hope.
Even if it’s a truly tasteless joke.
Bongwater, Folk Song.
i like this movie. and you’re a bongwater fan? wanna make out?
Bongwater -the band, mind you.
Sure, that’s the best offer I’ve had in ages.
decide quickly please as you may not get another one
I think I’ve been put in moderation by the administrators, as I called someone a monkey who kept on about bananas. Nasty stuff.
I’m afraid I won’t be back.
aye they are very touchy go with your gut but you will be missed
these films sound crap.
We get it. You hate the ladies. Well done.
who me? yes I do hate the ladies. hate for instance the long queues and that you have to squat instead of using a urinal. much prefer the gents
http://www.go-girl.com/
no more !
haha yes i had seen that before, thanks for sharing ;)