NOOOOOOOOOO!
Karl Boylan writes:
“Pest control coming to remove these little buggers from Santry [Dublin] this morning. Confirmed as Noble False Widow spiders…”
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NOOOOOOOOOO!
Karl Boylan writes:
“Pest control coming to remove these little buggers from Santry [Dublin] this morning. Confirmed as Noble False Widow spiders…”
Water Charges ….NOW THIS….FFS
You’re probably best just burning the house down
Northside spiders. The worst kind.
If you click on the link, the Wikipedia page states that although the spider does bite, its bite it merely unpleasant for humans, rather than dangerous – and you called pest control for that(?)
You could say the same about a honey bee…. until you step in a nest of them.
Tuh…going ’round pretending her husband is dead….
Then again, maybe he’s a bollix and she wants him dead. Fair enough so.
Acronophobologists of broadsheet, since our climate can now support these fellas does that mean it could potentially support black widow spiders and other mad yokes?
We’ll just pop them into Direct Provision and they’ll never see the light of day.
Think of all the shoes they’d have to buy on €19 a week !
I’m no expert, but it doesn’t look like the picture of the noble false widow on its Wikipedia page.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatoda_nobilis
Also, it says it’s “capable of inflicting a painful bite to humans, with most bites resulting in symptoms similar to a bee or wasp sting.” I think people might be getting a tad alarmist here.
THEY ALSO HAVE EBOLA!!!! and not good Ebola either
Blame the monkeys for Aids, the rats for The Plague and the spiders for Ebola. YEAH….
Wikipedia is not exactly recognised as being 100% reliable
By laypeople, but actually in the scientific community Wikipedia is considered pretty good compared to other sources. Peer reviewed studies have found that Wikipedia articles on scientific subjects are as accurate if not more accurate than those found in other sources and tend to reflect the most recent and most advanced thinking on a subject in a particular field. Indeed it is in a scientists interest to update the Wikipedia article once their work is published and reference it as it is normally the first source for someone trying to find out about a subject. I work in science and will tend to look at Wikipedia to learn the basics of a topic before I delve into in further depth. It tends to be contentious issues or celebrity biographies that are targeted for vandalism which is why they are normally locked for editing.
That’s gonna hurt though. Bees and wasps are wild obvious and noisy but these guys will be hiding in our shoes and in coat racks and UNDER THE BED>
Let me be the first to say “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH”
Under? No my friend, they’re IN THE BED.
They gerrin under the sheets and wait till you’re asleep before crawling all over your face and finding a nice bit of flesh to picnic on.
Jesus, whats with all the hysteria…I’ve seen a few in the garden and the hall way, why would you call pest control over something so harmless..theyre harmless and more likely to get stung by a wasp which is far more dangerous when you consider how many people are allergic to vespidae venom…False widow spider bites are harmless.
Are you sure you’re not confusing them with the common garden spider? They’re big mofos but much more prevalent
I remember the good ole days when folks used to kill spiders themselves. Outsourcing man, outsourcing
Ah here, I’ve had these in my garden for as long as I can remember. I can understand calling an exterminator for a wasps’ nest but a couple of these hanging around the place is not going to cause any hassle for anybody.
Apart from maybe some daddy long legs…
Damsel fly.
Crane fly. If you’re going to be pedantic, at least do it right!
I took a picture but I didn’t call pest control. There’s literally 4/5 of them on every window of the office and on bike racks and doorways. Some people are terrified of spiders, and with the media reports about them lately, it was thought it would be best to have them removed such that the employees could relax.
roll up a newspaper
Had a widow on me bell once.Deadly
That made my morning :D
I’m imagining you at the end of a bar with a pint in your hand.
Bloody hysteria.
this is the bit that freaked me:
Males are able to produce stridulation sounds during courtship, by scraping 10-12 teeth on the abdomen against a file on the rear of the carapace.
All the daddy longs have disappeared in my flat over the last month or so.
Natural or have I a new, hungry flatmate?
AM I NEXT????
Saw a black widow at the graveyard the other day….. nice arse on her!