‘sup?
Ruth Meehan writes:
“Has anyone got any idea what this is? Found in my house last night! About 6cm long….”
Anyone?
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‘sup?
Ruth Meehan writes:
“Has anyone got any idea what this is? Found in my house last night! About 6cm long….”
Anyone?
Move out, Ruth. The creature has already won.
May as well burn the house down on your way out…
devils coach horse, can be big evil looking f’ers
Mr. Hanky? How 1990s.
Lynx can and lighter. Exterminate.
THing that size it’ll probably just catch fire and run around the place igniting things.
A good hefty smack of an atlas or phone book should do the trick
see, ye were all giving out about the phone buke last week..
Take off, nuke the site from orbit.
Then salt the earth.
It’s the only way to be sure.
Okay, I know this is an emotional moment for all of us. I know that. But let’s not make snap judgments, please. This is clearly an important species we’re dealing with and I don’t think that you or I, or anybody has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them.
Can it Reiser, I believe Hicks’ is next in command.
Your new roommate, Gregor.
It is, in fact, a cigar. David Cronenberg’s favourite brand.
He’s come for your spider babies.
That’s a six-legged turd.
I believe that is Kafka
They mostly come out at night, mostly.
I think that might be Barry Keating.
What if this is a little kid insect?
You insect paedo!!
Nah it’s Barry Egan here to interview you
Great. We can not do coke together.
Potentially big enough for its own PPS number, I’d say!
and you can then claim water allowance for it
if something that size was in my house, the last think i’d think of was grabbing my phone or camera, unless of course i was using it to batter the thing to death!!!!! Size of the yolk, jaysus, me eyes are bleedin poppin out of their sockits!!! !! (sorry watched love/hate last night so i’ve turned into a right potty mouth!!
nope.
I’d have to disagree with most people here. I think this is a poor lonely creature, misunderstood, just trying to get out of the rain. I think you should befriend it, make it your ally and learn about the nobility of it’s species before it tries to suck the liquid out of your eyeballs while you sleep…
sit-com pitch
“Bugs_Funny”
Betty, Ruth’s new lodger is an aspiring stand-up comic with a secret…. she stands-up on six legs. You’ll laugh when Betty’s family call round for Christmas dinner, all two hundred thousand of them, chuckle as open-mike night turns into a mating frenzy, and grin as Betty tunnels into Ruth’s ear while she sleeps to sup on the juicy goodness within
RTE exec: “Agree to Jason Byrne in drag as Ruth and you’ve got the green light for three seasons.”
That’s clearly one of the new born devils coach horse babies.
There must be a nest in your gaff.
The mother gives birth to 100’s of them over the period of a month, after that she dies.
Don’t squash it, the nest go mad if you do that. SERIOUSLY, DO NOT SQUASH IT.
I googled devils coach horse to make absolutely sure you were joking. I have since moved to the arctic.
I just read on wikipedia that they live for 2 years and never forget.
I hope your brought supplies :-)))
I flushed it down the loo
You do know they’re very strong swimmers
check the bowl before you sit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_coach_horse_beetle
Eats carrion.
Like ryanair luggage?
Shhh! You’ll open old wounds…
https://www.broadsheet.ie/2014/08/08/carrion-regardless/
One of the angriest threads ever (for such an innocuous thing)…
I’m sorry. I didn’t realise…it was only meant as a joke…
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
You have displeased the Broadsheet commentariat, Pedey. They will have blood.
Here now, less of that carrion.
I’m in tears! I never knew he actually came on and went on the attack. Oh that’s brilliant.
It’s a good one. BS should do a “Best threads of the year”, or something like that, at Christmas.
Neither did I
Jay
Sus
And can FLY?!
At those prices, anyone can.
You should just start worshiping it. The sooner the better.
The turds have evolved……………………