‘We Are A Bicycle’

23 thoughts on “‘We Are A Bicycle’”

1. sqoid October 31, 2014 at 11:38 am

   Bicycle Pilot?
2. YourNan October 31, 2014 at 11:39 am

   a cyclist?
   1. hello you! October 31, 2014 at 12:11 pm

      yea, I think from now on they shall be called, cyclists…
3. scottser October 31, 2014 at 11:41 am

   sounds more like a gaa bainisteoir than an editor.
4. Clampers Outside! October 31, 2014 at 11:43 am

   Is that the plot to an episode of A Touch Of Cloth?
5. jungleman October 31, 2014 at 11:44 am

   Reminds me of Father Ted for some reason..
6. Owen October 31, 2014 at 11:44 am

   ‘I have one word for Noonan’…. I count 7.
7. andyourpointiswhatexactly October 31, 2014 at 11:46 am

   “I have one word for Noonan. “Noonan, stop pinching loafs, buy you own!”.
   That is one great, and totally batsh*t, sentence
   1. Daffyd October 31, 2014 at 12:00 pm

      It’s pretty amazing alright. It’s also a matter for concern that an editor doesn’t know how to pluralise correctly. Pedantor strikes!
8. Alfred E. Neumann October 31, 2014 at 11:48 am

   The image on Noonan pinching a loaf will linger in the memory.
   1. Caroline October 31, 2014 at 11:53 am

      No-one escapes the squeeze.
      1. B Hewson October 31, 2014 at 12:28 pm

         The poorest most saddest and beaten down people in the whole world. And it’s all their fault. Them over there. Why aren’t we more like Sweden where nobody works but they are all loaded.
         1. Walter-Ego October 31, 2014 at 2:15 pm

            And laughing like this when he’s pinching it….
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0wQ73QdY2g
9. mucker October 31, 2014 at 11:50 am

   Does he wish us a happy St. Patrick’s day at the end?
10. Chris October 31, 2014 at 11:51 am

    This week’s paper?
    Lá Féile Pádraig?
11. Mani October 31, 2014 at 12:05 pm

    If this is genuine, I am very happy. However it smacks of something written by waterford whispers.
12. garthicus October 31, 2014 at 12:42 pm

    I was pinching a loaf myself whilst reading it. Coincidence? Probably.
13. Sidewinder October 31, 2014 at 1:06 pm

    Is he implying bank tellers are loaded? Like comparing rural dwelling craftsmen to bank tellers in Dublin 4 is a bit off. A conpany electrician makes far more than a bank teller, especially these days. Maybe he meant to reference bank managers.

    I feel bad for tellers. Get all the sh1t from customers while having neither responsibility for nor benefit from terrible banking practices.
    1. Yea, Ok October 31, 2014 at 2:05 pm

       I took that to mean that they are both your average man, the “squeezed middle” if you will, although who knows what this semi-literate bozo is really getting at.
    2. Parp October 31, 2014 at 3:00 pm

       Well in 2006 when I was a bank teller I was on €19 – 20k a year.
14. Loony Loo October 31, 2014 at 1:20 pm

    Typo in the first line of a front page editorial. Fire him.
    1. Clampers Outside! October 31, 2014 at 2:00 pm

       …and he’s The Editor :)
15. Odis October 31, 2014 at 5:31 pm

    LOL, they’ve spelled burnt as brunt – povvy Dublin freesheet.

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