‘He stumbled from the chimney and into the livingroom, several hours early and clearly intoxicated. Wearing a fully buttoned-up red and white poloshirt, tucked into his tight trousers and sporting a beard which was combed to one side, he dusted himself off and addressed the stunned little girl playing on the floor:
“Sarah, init? All right, you facking slag. This is your present init – ‘ave it, and then do one, yeah?’
Departing quickly back up the chimney, Cockney Santa had changed little Sarah’s life forever.
The End.’
Might have a few holy reefs later. Throw on some bob marley. Really get to know myself, you know?
What would Jesus do?
probably drop acid, big hippy head on him
;)
;)
a holy reef makes for a very relaxed christmas and a better ability to actually finish your christmas dinner.
Holy smoke!
Is the holy a typo too for holly? If so, fantastic.
That’d be the em… Holy Treenity
*I’ll get a warm coat*
‘He stumbled from the chimney and into the livingroom, several hours early and clearly intoxicated. Wearing a fully buttoned-up red and white poloshirt, tucked into his tight trousers and sporting a beard which was combed to one side, he dusted himself off and addressed the stunned little girl playing on the floor:
“Sarah, init? All right, you facking slag. This is your present init – ‘ave it, and then do one, yeah?’
Departing quickly back up the chimney, Cockney Santa had changed little Sarah’s life forever.
The End.’
“You fracking slag”
Some people would do anything to bring up a controversial topic
Ps ha ha v good !
tanland??
Thanks, was wondering where you got your tan.
Not sure why youre bringing it up now tho
A Christmas Coral?
Holy Reefs batman!
The sign on the right seems to be a French protest against Christmas trees