Utter chancer, the spectacularly named and coiffed Aladdin Lee Grant Rutledge Collar sez:
I volunteered to be the student for a sword dancing lesson on a Fox Morning Show. When we entered the studio, there was no communication, and the hosts just threw to music. Here I am, shirtless, in a turban, making up a dance on live TV. I have never belly danced before.
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That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.
good effort mate
I still have traumatic memories from being dropped in front of TV cameras as a kid for whatever Irish language programme needed content that week. Zero preparation and then sighs when it all went pear shaped. Watching yourself f*ck up on Network 2 a few weeks later. TV producers are absolute chancers.
Don’t worry, Donal. You managed to parley it into a cooking career at least.
I owe it all to these magnificent eyebrows. Recently insured them for twelve grand, which is a fifty percent premium over the average punter. Because of the flambés, of course.
Parlay. (It’s so gauche to point out spelling errors, especially to such a benign and generous personality as yourself. Trust me, I feel terrible.)
Don’t. I bowed to autocorrect.
the comments on reddit are full of gems like this, worth a read.
Let me off at Route 29, I see there’s a ‘fantastic ride’ on it.
Oh, and fair play to ya :) !
Irish and Debuting unrehearsed, half-dressed on Live tv? Next stop world pop-star domination… http://youtu.be/hpVyGaHM6rE
Fair play to you for doing it and sharing it!
Gas man. Fair f*cks to you. Good use of your weapon too :)
My favourite part of the belly dance is when they shake their boobs. Hypnotic.
Genuinely hilarious
Three bikinis on screen and I couldn’t take my eyes off you mate. Gas.