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Swan Lake, Dublin 8. Three beds, 3 bathrooms, private jetty on the Liffey, state of the art multi-room sound system and home cinema.

Yours to rent for a trifling €4,250 per month.

Cheaper than it was back in 2011, in fairness.

(Swan Lake Daft.ie)

(H/T: Gary Byrne)

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49 thoughts on “Serious Gaff

  1. erm...

    OK, it’s a fab house etc etc

    BUT…

    Does anyone really need a TV that big? And do you really need to sit so close if there’s a state of the art sound system? At what point does it stop being a TV and start being an x-ray machine?

          1. JimmytheHead

            dont forget, most tv broadcasters say theyre HD but are shot on lesser cameras and blown up to 2K then broadcast even lower. RTE still uses Betamax tapes for alot of its stuff too.

            Just get a 50″ LCD and be happy with eyes that can focus

          2. Drogg

            You mean digibeta not betamax? and now rte is HD. It does still output old programs from digi but all new ones are 50mbit1920x1080 even though if you have sky HD they take a standard def transmission from rte then upres it and out put it as HD this is only for rte 1though, rte 2 they show in Full HD.

  2. Grouse

    That’s actually not that crazy, given the prices they’re asking for a two bedroom in Drimnagh.

  3. Malta

    Genuinely curious, are there many public or private jetties along that bit of the river, and what are they used for?

  4. David j

    Those houses have been for sale and for rent for years. They were an celtic tiger white elephant considering that they are a nice house but on an awkward road (hence the revolving platform for the car) and right beside a few council flats which would be undesirable when spending so much. I used to live beside this place in Island bridge, lovely area since its right beside the park and a 30 minute walk to grafton street but we used to have teenagers roaming around the complex that I lived in (bridgewater quay) and bikes were regularly stolen even though we had a gate and CCTV. You could buy/rent nicer houses in other parts of Dublin a lot cheaper is my opinion.

    Here they are for sale for 1.8 and 2 million
    http://luxuryhomes.com/lh/listing/Ireland/fcb36b7a-88f1-4fb4-a4ae-59f62f619b1d

    1. AH HEYOR

      Came here to say this.

      They were featured on here when they went on sale first.

      I am genuinely surprised some individual didn’t rent it so they could commute down the Liffey to work in the IFSC or elsewhere ( Dun Laoighaire etc…anywhere coastal ) . . .but then again the Liffey is tidal not sure it would work all the time.

    2. Mr. T.

      “beside a few council flats which would be undesirable when spending so much”

      Yeah I wouldn’t like stuck up nouveau riche c***s living beside me either.

    3. Leela2011

      used to live in Bellevue across the river from it, had a good laugh at it at the time. The road is a nightmare for access.
      Also caught some lads trying to knick bikes in the Bellevue basement, they were so obvious it was hilarious and easily chased away. The flats are very settled and I’d be surprised if any/much trouble comes from them

  5. ThePeoplesHero

    I can promise you that save for the big projector screen, that is not – nor anywhere near – a state of the art home cinema. It’s pretty crappy in fact. Very disappointing. It would be the first to go…..

  6. Atticus

    I pass by these quite a bit and always wonder why someone would pay so much for a property that has a shared space on the water front. For the cost of one of these you’d be better off saving your money and buying something down by Strawberry Beds that is more secluded.

  7. Starina

    in fairness that’s not bad rent considering what you get…three professionals could share it for €1400 each…or three couples for €700 per person, although that’s always asking for trouble.

    I’d love to live there just for that indoor/outdoor room looking over the water. heaven.

  8. Joe the Lion

    Seriously though. Imagine the riding you would be doing in that gaff. Be at it day and night you would.

  9. Spaggis

    Rats n’ floods goys.
    Viewed a more modest property on same stretch of riverbank some years ago – same distance and height from river – unmistakable evidence of flooding on the ground floor. Trust your instinct with waterside properties.
    This is probably good for short-term executive rentals though and I certainly wouldn’t turn down a party invite.

  10. Kieran NYC

    Is that ‘300’ on the TV?

    Someone who likes ‘300’ is exactly the sort of person who would love this house.

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