Last night.
Taoiseach Enda Kenny and his inner eejit at the Irish Farmers’ Association [IFA] annual dinner at the Moran Hotel.
Ma, he’s doing the Sarkozy again.
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall ireland)
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Last night.
Taoiseach Enda Kenny and his inner eejit at the Irish Farmers’ Association [IFA] annual dinner at the Moran Hotel.
Ma, he’s doing the Sarkozy again.
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall ireland)
He’s human.
Barely. 2nd pic makes him look like he’s shadow boxing his imaginary childhood friend…
Noo….How dare he interact with other humans with anything other than detached condensation.
Haughey wouldnt let the common man touch him I tell ya
Condensation? Does Enda have an overheating problem?
I didn’t know droids could sweat.
Well Enda (Electronically Naive Droid Apparatus) has been replaced several times since this unit was launched. The last pure ‘mecha’ version suffered a cataclysmic systems failure when Sarkosy accidentally ripped the back of the unit’s head off at an EU summit. Chaos ensued as the unit self-terminated due to a conflict between it’s electoral promises and kissing up to the Troika. Sadly nothing could be saved of this model so now the new Enda is birthed in a chamber located behind the Dail Bar. Like the Cylons in the revamped BSG. Saves on rebuilding costs.
Oh in answer to your query-yes the new models sweat. Bad breath, the works. (Name that quote)
Electronically Naive Droid Apparatus
Awww man :() …love it!
Ta :)
That’d be the T-9000 then :)
Good guess :) Thankfully the T doesn’t stand for Terminator…
Needs more geese
Silage, dung, blue stratos, lilac shirts (recte, shurts), pints of Harp, banter, ruddy cheeks, loosened ties, straining belts – the Irish rural male at play.
Will rephrase your comment Ultach to ” the Irish man at play”.
One of them gets knickers in the post and the back-slapping and elbow shakes intensify.
Let them have a day out, will ya?
Wha’
No string belts
Cracked Wellies
Turf filled finger nails
Pockets filled with Sheep Nuts
Bottles of warm stout
A c’mon Ultit
If you’re going there at least go in style
You forgot boxes of 20 Major and Ford Cortinas with ball hitches and a calf nuts bag on the front seat for the collie…
Boots that can’t close unless baling twine is tied from boot to ball hitches.
And one door a different colour to the other three.
Opel Kadett. Class.
With Fence Posts on the boot with the hurleys
Old election posters in the back seat with the empty packs of Carrolls
And an “I follow Tweed” sticker
Consider my cap doffed, Frills.
Good luck finding Harp on draught outside the 6 Counties, Cavan, Monaghan & Donegal
So, the nine counties? What’s the non-Ulster equivalent for Harp? My expertise geographically limited.
I’ve seen it in rural pubs all over the South. Awful p*ss.
good few pubs in dublin have it..
Jimminy jillikers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfCtTw_8vs0
Cringy? Cause he’s smiling or what? I don’t get it. It’s no Miliband vs the bacon sandwich.
It looks like falsy howerya yaboyoya hupdahyardwitya bomhomie that makes me a wee bit cringy. It’s like his politician’s brain is computing that culchies have been detected in the immediate area and I need to rural it up like me da would do wid de constituents on market day way beck in de sheventies. But if it works for him fair play, de boul wan he is.
These people are his base – like Mitt Romney would say – not part of the 47%
was baconsandwichgate just due to him eating it badly or was there a Jewish politician eating or being advised to eat bacon subtext ?
a living culchie stereotype.
Nope. Just a moron, who has a penchant for cross-dressing, apparently.
We need a Republic of Dublin now. Deport them all. Never again.
Hey, if we all left, you’d be left with a lot of crap around you.
His cum face?
I don’t think he’d know what a male orgasm was, even if it hit him in the face.
Are you implying that he’s such a considerate lover that he’s only ever witnessed a female orgasm?
Jesus Christ lads
I was just about ta’ have me tea
Reminiscing his downhill skiing with a couple of farmers last year.
Large people convention.
‘Taoiseach Enda Kenny and his inner eejit’
Much the same as his outer eejit.
A lot of farmers are moving away from the IFA as it is as equally corrupt organisation as the government itself. There is a new farmer lead organisation being set up and there is about 2000 farms already signed up to support It instead of the IFA so stick that up yer hoop enda.
Not a bad idea.
As an aside – as a farmer spends ridiculous hours all day every day working very hard outside (and they do), how come so many of them are so fat?
Most drink, very few do cardio after the age of thirty and a diet that relies on heavy carbs in every meal. In saying that though i know some farmers who are very skinny. I think farmers waste sizes work like the rhyme in fantastic mr fox “Boggis, Bunce, and Bean
One fat, one short, one lean!”
No we farmers suffer enough work every xmas easter weekends even on days we bury someone if thats not hard enough paid water rates and accounts for years wade through hours of paper work from Europe have to have of farm jobs as well make money ffor Ireland and then Enda Kenny on top ask those evicted from farm after being encourage to borrow by banks before bubble burst for improvements to farms builders held assets some young farmers not so smart
Perhaps the Kenny was there to congratulate the IFA for the submission
they made to Dept of the Environment in July 1999 to introduce water
charges “expecdiciously” …..surely Kenny has to have wind of it by now
even if it took him 15 odd years to find out.
Finally, something decent on Broadsheet to masturbate over.