He So Thornley

Aaron McAllorum at 4:30 pm March 3, 2015

Metaphor-mangling, jock-voiced rugby analyst ‘Gerry Scrumley’ (no relation, etc.) gives a fittingly heroic overview of Sunday’s rugby international with England.

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22 thoughts on “He So Thornley”

ringusboreum March 3, 2015 at 4:33 pm

I actually wasted 24 seconds of my life looking at this drivel !!! Plop !
1. Testicals March 3, 2015 at 4:45 pm
  
  +15seconds of my life too. I want them back broadsheets
  1. jeremy kyle March 3, 2015 at 5:33 pm
    
    You’d only waste them again.
2. jonotti March 3, 2015 at 5:52 pm
  
  I found it funny and entertaining.
  1. Mani March 3, 2015 at 6:05 pm
    
    Voight-Kampff test right there.
    1. jonotti March 3, 2015 at 6:16 pm
      
      I don’t think you’re fit to judge Chris Tordoff’s comedic offerings.
    2. collynomial March 3, 2015 at 6:23 pm
      
      you’re a replicant!
broadsideskid March 3, 2015 at 5:53 pm

Dreadful.
Gers March 3, 2015 at 6:00 pm

Complete waste of time. Don’t quit the day job Gerry (if you have one!)
The Old Boy March 3, 2015 at 6:00 pm

The ads were good.
The Old Boy March 3, 2015 at 6:00 pm

The ads were good.
Royal M March 3, 2015 at 6:09 pm

I thought it was funny. A fairly accurate impression of Ryle Nugent
1. jonotti March 3, 2015 at 6:13 pm
  
  It’s a decent impression of Gerry Thornley.
  1. Royal M March 3, 2015 at 9:09 pm
    
    Whether it’s intentional or not, I think it sounds much more like Nugent. Why would somebody do a skit of an RTÉ rugby commentator in the style of a pundit and journalist instead of the actual commentator?
Custo March 3, 2015 at 6:10 pm

I thought it perfectly captured the unrelenting stream of quasi-mythologal hyperbolic bollocks that pours forth from the mouth of Ryle Nugent during 6 nations season.
1. Arcol March 3, 2015 at 10:40 pm
  
  Hyperbollocks. Nice.
Mt March 3, 2015 at 7:16 pm

Ah go away with your moaning, that was funny
inapropro March 3, 2015 at 7:59 pm

better than anything Nugent ever says, insufferable commentator!
yrtnuocecnareviled March 3, 2015 at 8:22 pm

Lol, Ryle Thornley.
Ads were good, comments were great.
Joachim Gillespie March 4, 2015 at 1:14 am

That was great. Hope Chris Torduff can develop it a bit. Has potential.
B March 4, 2015 at 8:41 am

Barbara nugents son.
illuminati16 March 5, 2015 at 7:37 am

Hes a creep. .. egg chasing neanderthals

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