14 thoughts on “Please Read The Card In The Seat Pocket In Front of You”
Spaghetti Hoop
It failed to mention burying the dead.
Stumpy
You save them for later
Mani
More useful to provide instructions on how to cure human meat in the desert heat.
Starina
no placid illustrations of people sedately preparing for a crash?
ollie
military or civil?
Scooperman
‘NOW RELAX AND REST UNTIL YOU ARE OVER THE SHOCK OF THE CRASH’ Pour yourself a glass of wine, stick on some easy listening.
yrtnuocecnareviled
Kenny G, bubble bath. Sorted
Spartacus
Standard issue card on MAF aircraft, sensible advice appropriate to the environment.
Spaghetti Hoop
Just keep your arms and legs tucked in..er… ‘Stumpy’ – we don’t want any accidents.
Murtles
Check out the planes radio, it can be made usable using three paperclips, an elastic band and a bobby pin from that blonde woman with the broken legs. This is called McGuyvering the radio and it’ll be up an running in no time.
Mikeyfex
On your left hand, touch the tip of your thumb to the tip of your smallest finger. Now with your other hand touch the fleshy part at the base of the thumb on your left hand – note the resistance of the fleshy bit. Next move your thumb to the tip of the ring finger – touch fleshy part again. Keep going in this manner along all your fingers and you have yourself a decent guide of rare to well done meat without the need to slice into your friend’s tricep to check the juices.
Stumpy
Tricep’s too stringy. Start with glutes. You can always move on to the poorer cuts on the second day post crash.
Kieran NYC
Saving this! Thank you!
Most useful piece of info on BS in ages!
Dubloony
“An off-field landing”, better than “going down in flames” I suppose.
Actually very sensible advice for a survival situation.
It failed to mention burying the dead.
You save them for later
More useful to provide instructions on how to cure human meat in the desert heat.
no placid illustrations of people sedately preparing for a crash?
military or civil?
‘NOW RELAX AND REST UNTIL YOU ARE OVER THE SHOCK OF THE CRASH’ Pour yourself a glass of wine, stick on some easy listening.
Kenny G, bubble bath. Sorted
Standard issue card on MAF aircraft, sensible advice appropriate to the environment.
Just keep your arms and legs tucked in..er… ‘Stumpy’ – we don’t want any accidents.
Check out the planes radio, it can be made usable using three paperclips, an elastic band and a bobby pin from that blonde woman with the broken legs. This is called McGuyvering the radio and it’ll be up an running in no time.
On your left hand, touch the tip of your thumb to the tip of your smallest finger. Now with your other hand touch the fleshy part at the base of the thumb on your left hand – note the resistance of the fleshy bit. Next move your thumb to the tip of the ring finger – touch fleshy part again. Keep going in this manner along all your fingers and you have yourself a decent guide of rare to well done meat without the need to slice into your friend’s tricep to check the juices.
Tricep’s too stringy. Start with glutes. You can always move on to the poorer cuts on the second day post crash.
Saving this! Thank you!
Most useful piece of info on BS in ages!
“An off-field landing”, better than “going down in flames” I suppose.
Actually very sensible advice for a survival situation.