patrick'sday

Stop that.

Temple Bar, Dublin last night

Vice scribe and DublinGlobe deputy editor Roisin Kiberd reporting [link below] from the Package Taprick’s Patrick’s Day frontline last night/this morning.

Definitely not Irish.

*winks*

We Went Out On the Piss in Dublin for St Patrick’s Day (Roisin Kiberd, Vice)

Pic: Sarah Elizabeth Meyler

Earlier: A Limerick A Day

49 thoughts on “Snake!

  1. Planet of the Missing Biros

    Glad to say I left the city centre on Friday and only returned today. I don’t like being in the vicinity of drunken fools.

    1. andyourpointiswhatexactly

      You need to rethink posting on this website, so.
      Good officer, afternoon!

    1. Slightly Bemused

      That was my first impression too – an unwanted sexual advance or sexual assault. It does not look staged to me.

      1. rotide

        It doesn’t look staged to you?

        You must love going to the movies to see the documentaries about space such as Gravity and Transformers.

  2. edalicious

    God, I hate Vice. Everyone who writes for it somehow manages to sound naive and jaded at the same time.

    1. Pale Blue Dot Cotton

      Would she? I used to enjoy Damien. Didn’t his son win young scientist too?

  3. Medium Sized C

    Vice have published another paddy hating culture cringe article about people drinking in Dublin.
    Ok so.

  4. Jones

    I wish Vice (and Lovin’ Dublin) would ditch the ‘cool and casual’ vibe and actually write decent prose free from expletives and laziness.

      1. Jones

        We could always threaten them with the wooden spoon. Or make them stand in the corner to think about what they did.

    1. bertie blenkinsop

      Well judging by the notepad she’s holding she didn’t write much on the night.

      That said, she has great eyes so she’s okay by me.

  5. Brick Tamlin

    So, on one hand we’re potato people, on the other we know feck all about our culture?
    Reads exactly like the article she wrote last week, terrible.

  6. Optimus Grime

    Oh Vice if you hate Ireland so much why do you keep writing about it? Best you ignore it and move on, Lord knows Ireland has!

          1. Fatman Scooperman

            Went there in 2006. Messy gobspoos all over the place. Cannot recommend highly enough.

    1. Paolo

      Go to the German beer festivals – Full of hammered Italians sexually assaulting everything that passes as female.

      Go to any sports bar in the U.S. on a Friday/Saturday and witness the childish, junken, testosterone and alcohol fuelled bar games.

      Go to any town in the U.K. on any weekend to see the fights, vomit and ambulances.

      1. Spaghetti Hoop

        indeed – the residents of Prettyville-on the Water will never recover from that altercation at the cake sale between the vicar and the landlord of the George and Dragon. Shocking tone.

  7. Michael

    Utrecht on Queens Day, Rio during Carnaval, New Orleans during Mardi Gras, Gasparilla in Tampa. . .all the exact same. People who drink lots get drunk and end up pissing places. The only difference is they are usually free from the horrendously written, please offend me so I can throw a few expletives in my piece reporting.

  8. Domestos

    I’d enjoy reading this article if it was written by a Polish Hunter S. Thompson. This is bland, and as regurgitated as the tepid puke pools our heroes regained their strength in last night.

  9. Kieran NYC

    I wonder where the rest of that tattoo goes…

    I do hope he isn’t storing his wallet in his pouch for the night though. That would be terrible.

  10. B

    The first st patricks day parade in the usa was actually in charleston. They dont even do their research.piss poor hipster journalism.

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