A somewhat pointy piece of plastic?
Or a hyperbolic attempt to get some free stuff?
Paul
A safety knife, she definitely couldn’t have cut her hand off..
inotherwords
She?
Rob_G
It was a lady – the post is still there.
Neil
Yes. She. Her full name is there to anyone who wishes to navigate to the Heatons FB page… heres the link if you are unable to search yourself https://www.facebook.com/heatonsstores. It takes a certain type of person to make a big deal out of nothing. Wether that be you, trying to imply sexism, or the lady who tries to claim that a safety boxcutter could cut her hand off.
I sincerely hope she told them to “leave it bleedin ouh” of her online purchasing package delivery next time
Parky Mark
Great joke, if you made it three years ago.
ahyeah
Mark’s a little bitchie pants, isn’t he?
Jess
Maybe a hand for ants
ReproBertie
So someone in Heaton’s made a mistake and she brought it to their attention and they apologised and offered her 20% off her next purchase but she wants something free and she wants it now because nobody was hurt but, sweet mother of the baby sky fairy, somebody could have been!
Jesus fupping christ she has very small hands to be fitting into the gap for the blade on that thing, the crank !
Note:
No exclamation mark on the original as hashtags don’t recognise them, or SHOUTING !
Side Note:
Correct spelling will not be necessary in the future, starting from about 2021.
Other Note:
Maybe the blade was a free gift.
Post it Note:
Buy a Heaton’s box cutter.
DPMullen
It’s a safety blade for cutting things like web straps and packing tape. He should use it to cut open a dictionary or a book about grammar.
Soapy
I deal with complaints everyday. People like this are only trying to get something for free. Only an idiot would manage to cut themselves on a safety knife.
I’d say if there was any hint of a wet floor in Heatons, yer wan would be on it like white on rice in order to get a few pound out of them. Methinks this is not her first folly into the compensation seeking area.
Kieran NYC
“Discussed”
Jesus wept.
It’s actually a hard thing to not automatically press the spacebar after a word. It’s like a reflex.
jeremy kyle
Maybe they did cut off their fingers though because it looks like they typed that by mashing there face into the keyboard.
Free gift,to open her next purchase.
Very clever marketing.
Paolo
Sadly, everyone else has to endure increased insurance, higher prices and restrictions to nearly every aspect of life through over-reaching health and fupping safety regulations because numptys like this infect our society.
Stumpy
The back and forth with her mates beneath the post itself is almost as good. #OMG
Neil
They should send her a bill for the boxcutter.
ahjayzis
Aw stop hun, dats awful hun, hope ur okay hun, shud sue de bsturd hun, u need a ny out wit d girlos nw hun lmao xxxxxxx wb hun xxx
Brian S
People disgust me. We need a purge.
youkilledmyfatherpreparetodie
I once bought a sandwich from the Subway in Newbridge. At home, I unwrapped it to discover a big kitchen knife wrapped up with it. Says me, “Ooh, free knife!” and into the kitchen drawer it went without nary a whisper of a lawsuit or illegible facebook rant. Am I too late to do so now?
NICE anne (dammit)
So you got free Newbridge cutlery? Result!
Tá Frilly Keane
Heatons are online?
WTF for?
Joe the Lion
to provide ad revenue for broadsheet publishing tycoon John [REDACTED]
Didn’t she get herself a free safety cutter out of the deal.
If I was Heatons I would be taking steps to recover or recoup the misdirected property.
myownself
isstringingwordsintoonelongwordtheNEW VERSION OF SHOUTING?
LiamZero
Jaysus, I hope #HEATONS don’t cave on this one. Yer wan keeps claiming on the Facebook page that she doesn’t want anything except better customer service, but they’ve already apologised and offered a future discount and she’s still not happy. So what else exactly can they do? Oh yeah, that’s right, offer her free stuff. But she doesn’t want free stuff, just to be treated better by customer service. But they’ve already apologised and offered a discount. So what else can they… etc etc
#JESUISHEATONS
Miami Dolhin's Barn
I feel sorry for the 3 year old. Your mother is a class A bin bag.
#whatisit?
#whysomanyhashtags
#ihatehashtags
A somewhat pointy piece of plastic?
Or a hyperbolic attempt to get some free stuff?
A safety knife, she definitely couldn’t have cut her hand off..
She?
It was a lady – the post is still there.
Yes. She. Her full name is there to anyone who wishes to navigate to the Heatons FB page… heres the link if you are unable to search yourself https://www.facebook.com/heatonsstores. It takes a certain type of person to make a big deal out of nothing. Wether that be you, trying to imply sexism, or the lady who tries to claim that a safety boxcutter could cut her hand off.
Of course it was a woman
Does she have tiny tiny hands???
Far away hands
The further the better.
Reading that hurted my brain..
#omgyoucouldhavedied
I sincerely hope she told them to “leave it bleedin ouh” of her online purchasing package delivery next time
Great joke, if you made it three years ago.
Mark’s a little bitchie pants, isn’t he?
Maybe a hand for ants
So someone in Heaton’s made a mistake and she brought it to their attention and they apologised and offered her 20% off her next purchase but she wants something free and she wants it now because nobody was hurt but, sweet mother of the baby sky fairy, somebody could have been!
IsthataplasticswanIcannotfindhastagonthiskeyboard
#ifitsamacitsalt3
#JESUSFUPPINGCHRISTSHEHASVERYSMALLHANDSTOBEFITTINGINTOTHEGAPFORTHEBLADEONTHATTHINGTHECRANK
or
Jesus fupping christ she has very small hands to be fitting into the gap for the blade on that thing, the crank !
Note:
No exclamation mark on the original as hashtags don’t recognise them, or SHOUTING !
Side Note:
Correct spelling will not be necessary in the future, starting from about 2021.
Other Note:
Maybe the blade was a free gift.
Post it Note:
Buy a Heaton’s box cutter.
It’s a safety blade for cutting things like web straps and packing tape. He should use it to cut open a dictionary or a book about grammar.
I deal with complaints everyday. People like this are only trying to get something for free. Only an idiot would manage to cut themselves on a safety knife.
I’d be delighted with the free safety knife.
Not even an attempt to spell check her rant!
For Shame!
#SHAME!!!
I AM DISCUSSED!!!
discusted
ascusted
I resemble that remark!
isgusted
#arse
I’d say if there was any hint of a wet floor in Heatons, yer wan would be on it like white on rice in order to get a few pound out of them. Methinks this is not her first folly into the compensation seeking area.
“Discussed”
Jesus wept.
It’s actually a hard thing to not automatically press the spacebar after a word. It’s like a reflex.
Maybe they did cut off their fingers though because it looks like they typed that by mashing there face into the keyboard.
+1000… Actually laughing out loud #LOL
:)))))
Also laughing like a fool. Possibly because I am a fool.
: )
Lol
(Also- their)
Some people make a living from complaining about every consumer issue going.
My 3 Year like to Help me open my online orders…….. Won’t somebody please think of the Children!!!
Her 3 year could have diededed…..
When I was 3, I played with my toys.
#learntaespell
Those things are safety box openers, they’re also really handy, I was expecting a razor blade to be lodged in the cardboard or something.
Lick the blade, see if it’s sharp !
Giggles
Free gift,to open her next purchase.
Very clever marketing.
Sadly, everyone else has to endure increased insurance, higher prices and restrictions to nearly every aspect of life through over-reaching health and fupping safety regulations because numptys like this infect our society.
The back and forth with her mates beneath the post itself is almost as good. #OMG
They should send her a bill for the boxcutter.
Aw stop hun, dats awful hun, hope ur okay hun, shud sue de bsturd hun, u need a ny out wit d girlos nw hun lmao xxxxxxx wb hun xxx
People disgust me. We need a purge.
I once bought a sandwich from the Subway in Newbridge. At home, I unwrapped it to discover a big kitchen knife wrapped up with it. Says me, “Ooh, free knife!” and into the kitchen drawer it went without nary a whisper of a lawsuit or illegible facebook rant. Am I too late to do so now?
So you got free Newbridge cutlery? Result!
Heatons are online?
WTF for?
to provide ad revenue for broadsheet publishing tycoon John [REDACTED]
I’d say this was a “Capital” Offense!
…I’ll get me CAP.
Boom, boom! :)
Someone should offer some prayers to St. Vivian, the patron sant of the insane and the epilepitic.
Didn’t she get herself a free safety cutter out of the deal.
If I was Heatons I would be taking steps to recover or recoup the misdirected property.
isstringingwordsintoonelongwordtheNEW VERSION OF SHOUTING?
Jaysus, I hope #HEATONS don’t cave on this one. Yer wan keeps claiming on the Facebook page that she doesn’t want anything except better customer service, but they’ve already apologised and offered a future discount and she’s still not happy. So what else exactly can they do? Oh yeah, that’s right, offer her free stuff. But she doesn’t want free stuff, just to be treated better by customer service. But they’ve already apologised and offered a discount. So what else can they… etc etc
#JESUISHEATONS
I feel sorry for the 3 year old. Your mother is a class A bin bag.
Imagine being married to that yoke.
Vote yes in the marriage ref !
#straightcure