14 thoughts on “New Testament

  1. bisted

    …god was the father and Joseph the foster father to the son jesus … Mary was the surrogate mother…what happened the holy ghost? Is the shamrock redundant?

    1. Mani

      The Holy Ghost was the whacky next door neighbour who used amuse the Christs with his bachelor lifestyle and inability to pronounce the word ‘hummus’. Even though the most popular character, his spin off sitcom ‘the holy show’ was cancelled, never making it past the Pontius pilot.

      1. Joe the Lion

        : ) Less is more eh mani? Go in peace to love and serve the dog.

        As supporting cast go Judas was always my personal favourite and Zacchaeus for me deserved a reality show

        1. scottser

          lot’s wife turned into a pillar of salt. lot then opened the world”s first chipper – fact.

          1. Sam

            It’s Lot’s daughter’s that’s the bigger shocker in the aul Bible… following the old wife-into-salt incident they both decided to ‘help him continue the bloodline’ by getting him drunk and then getting it on. Biblical family values, eh?

  2. mauriac

    I dunno,he did adopt a bizarre lifestyle,get in trouble with the gards and end up executed.

        1. Parky Mark

          That’s a myth. Jesus always wore reed socks with his Sandals. Shroud of Turin shows this to be the case.

    1. Kieran NYC

      He started a gang, hung out with prozzies, had a cousin who was decapitated, he attacked people in a church, etc, etc…

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