…god was the father and Joseph the foster father to the son jesus … Mary was the surrogate mother…what happened the holy ghost? Is the shamrock redundant?
Mani
The Holy Ghost was the whacky next door neighbour who used amuse the Christs with his bachelor lifestyle and inability to pronounce the word ‘hummus’. Even though the most popular character, his spin off sitcom ‘the holy show’ was cancelled, never making it past the Pontius pilot.
Ms Piggy
Thank you, I’m now the woman laughing to herself on a crowded train :-D
ahyeah
Mani would prefer sexual favours than verbal gratitude.
Joe the Lion
: ) Less is more eh mani? Go in peace to love and serve the dog.
As supporting cast go Judas was always my personal favourite and Zacchaeus for me deserved a reality show
scottser
lot’s wife turned into a pillar of salt. lot then opened the world”s first chipper – fact.
Sam
It’s Lot’s daughter’s that’s the bigger shocker in the aul Bible… following the old wife-into-salt incident they both decided to ‘help him continue the bloodline’ by getting him drunk and then getting it on. Biblical family values, eh?
mauriac
I dunno,he did adopt a bizarre lifestyle,get in trouble with the gards and end up executed.
omadon
He had that hipster beard too.
scottser
at least he had the good grace not to wear sandals with socks.
Parky Mark
That’s a myth. Jesus always wore reed socks with his Sandals. Shroud of Turin shows this to be the case.
Kieran NYC
He started a gang, hung out with prozzies, had a cousin who was decapitated, he attacked people in a church, etc, etc…
Tip o’ the fedora-
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…god was the father and Joseph the foster father to the son jesus … Mary was the surrogate mother…what happened the holy ghost? Is the shamrock redundant?
The Holy Ghost was the whacky next door neighbour who used amuse the Christs with his bachelor lifestyle and inability to pronounce the word ‘hummus’. Even though the most popular character, his spin off sitcom ‘the holy show’ was cancelled, never making it past the Pontius pilot.
Thank you, I’m now the woman laughing to herself on a crowded train :-D
Mani would prefer sexual favours than verbal gratitude.
: ) Less is more eh mani? Go in peace to love and serve the dog.
As supporting cast go Judas was always my personal favourite and Zacchaeus for me deserved a reality show
lot’s wife turned into a pillar of salt. lot then opened the world”s first chipper – fact.
It’s Lot’s daughter’s that’s the bigger shocker in the aul Bible… following the old wife-into-salt incident they both decided to ‘help him continue the bloodline’ by getting him drunk and then getting it on. Biblical family values, eh?
I dunno,he did adopt a bizarre lifestyle,get in trouble with the gards and end up executed.
He had that hipster beard too.
at least he had the good grace not to wear sandals with socks.
That’s a myth. Jesus always wore reed socks with his Sandals. Shroud of Turin shows this to be the case.
He started a gang, hung out with prozzies, had a cousin who was decapitated, he attacked people in a church, etc, etc…
AND he was ‘of no fixed abode’…!