What you may need to know:
1. Immortal witch hunter Kaulder (Vin Diesel) battles an uprising of witches in New York City.
3. You know nothing, Vin Diesel.
4. Due largely to the phenomenal success of the Fast and Furious franchise, Diesel’s aggregated box office takings currently stand at a staggering $4.5 BILLION. Cha-ching.
5. After some time off, Michael Caine returns to doing literally anything for money.
6. Broadsheet Prognosis: Utter pants, in all fairness.
Release Date: November 6.
(Mark blogs about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie)