The Iyashi Octopus Sucker Massage (around €67) is a set of silicone Squidward hands, or, according to the blurb:
…one of the most unique massage tools we’ve seen in Japan. It be turned inside out to massage your feet and hands. Just slide in your hand and let the “octopus” get to work. Or you can keep the suckers on the outside and use it to apply a special quasi-acupuncture suction session to your back, neck or other parts of the body.
Ah here. Steady on.
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67 yoyos!! Ah, would you go away outta that.
+1
So long Suckers.
Just No.
I could’ve done wi’ this when I usedta ave zits.
my ‘Day of the Tentacle’-themed fleshlight has arrived.
Day of the Tentacle!
as bout as useful as the “USB Pollen Blocker” on that site, some weird stuff there!!
polka dot bruising?
will it work on my blackheads?
Bloody hell, how big are those blackheads?
The Japanese are quite into their tentacle porn.
So no. Ew.
Great bunch of lads