14 thoughts on “De Friday Papers

  1. Frilly Keane, Creative

    Dear Baldy

    My 2014 return went in a’ya today
    You can give me my 1k boost
    Via a rebate

    Ta

  2. Lilly

    Not a mention on any of the front pages of the most important story of the day: one man’s blatant attempt to change the Constitution without a referendum.

    1. Truth in the News

      He’ll hardly trot down to the four courts in the morning, but will RTE…..?

  3. Bingo

    The Suns Eurovision outrage is brill. The nation that gave us The Beatles and The Stones shouldn’t be giving a sh0t really, should they?

  4. Bingo

    Rory couldn’t give a hoot either. He can chill out with his family and friends for the rest of the weekend. no guilt cos he’s throwing cash into the pot as it is. Good for him

  5. Le Roi de les Rats

    Damn you Daily Star!

    This is not your business, and if you know what’s good for you you you’ll stick to your remit.
    There’s more of us than there are of you.

    Rattus NorvegIcous FTW!
    YOU KNOW IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN.

    (HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPITAL LETTERS? CAN YOU DO IT USING YOUR LONG HORRIBLE TAIL?)

  6. Le Roi de les Rats

    I’M ROUGHLY 4′ AWAY FROM ONE OF YOU AT ANY MOMENT.
    DON’T LEAVE ME HANGING.

    HUP, HUP…

    1. Ms Piggy

      Maybe no one thinks they’re worth reproducing, now they don’t have the balls to report the day’s major story?

  7. Mr. T.

    Dear Daily Star. We don’t say ‘Critters’ in Ireland. We’re not deep south American yokels.

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