Tour de France 2015 winner Chris Froome in Paris yesterday
A Kenyan-born Brit called Chris Froome,
Took his bike for one hell of a zoom,
From Holland to France,
But his speedy advance,
Was drug-enhanced, many assume.
John Moynes
(PA)
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Lot of suspicion about Froome but some of the stuff he endured on the tour was disgusting. Cup of wee thrown at him, being spat at and verbally abused, Richie Port getting punched in the ribs.
Hmm cup of wee eh? Or cup of drugs thrown by an accomplice more like.
It’s great that we have so many doping experts on hand to call out the cheaters these days. See you all again next July.
of course, sure after all there is only one race on the calendar after all
Oh Broadsheet what are you like
Writing Limericks about this British tyke
The rumours are unfounded
The bloke seems grounded
So kindly go off on yer bike!
+1
Rolls off the tongue nice n’ snappy ! :)
I’d have you as a resident limerick-man, so I would.
He’s only kissing that trophy because it’s packed full of drugs.
Chris Froome? Chris Drugs more like!
All bikers are now viewed with suspicion,
That they chemically enhanced their nutrition.
But who can be sure,
That their blood is impure.
It’s based not on fact, intuition.
drugs in cycling really are a menace
but no one mentions the tennis
or maybe those huge rugby blokes
or the nice GAA folks
might take a notion
to neck magic potion
Far too topical to be in limerick format!
And if he was Irish?
Chris Tuam?
Too soon?
Perhaps not. I lol’d
Those whose views on sport are puritanical
Don’t believe cyclists are purely magical
They want piss, sweat and blood
But should look under the hood
These days doping is also mechanical
people spitting at him, cups of urine, now one final, rhyming insult…