Yesterday.
Ashtown Park, Dublin 15.
Alan writes:
I realise you don’t normally do this but just wondering if we can return these to James Rowan? The remains of his takeaway dinner seem to have blown out of his hands in Ashtown Park [Dublin 15] joining the empty tins in one of the nicest little parks in Dublin…
FIGHT!
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More likely James Rowan is the guy working the till ya dingbat.
I really doubt that. BP always take your name so that they can find the right bag when the punter comes to pick it up. I know my name is always on the receipt.
Most likely not, ya dingbat. It’s the tw*t who phoned in the order.
No dingbatism at all. That is indeed the Customers name and Order Number in that portion of the receipt. However the likelyhood of James Rowan seeing this post today is minimal as the combination of the Korma and that cheap beer will confine him to the crapper for most of the day. May it flow out of you James like hot lava ya litter lout.
+++1
Nope, that’s the customer input.
The polluter rumbled..a thing of beauty.
More of this excellent rumbling … especially of the sadistic scum who mistreat animals.
+1
Post it to him with no stamp in a large wrapping,
An Post will attempt delivery and fail if he is out, they will leave a collection notice, he will be curious about what it could be, take time out to go to the post office collection point, they will demand payment before they release it, he will pay because he will be even more curious, then he will get it, open it and feel like a tw*t.
yaay.
Sounds like there’s some wisdom of experience in your words :D
Litter Shamers !
Shaming someone is worse than cancer. It’s the greatest crime that can be committed these days.
great headline
I have to say that I’m disgusted by this post. I was absolutely shocked when a friend sent me a link on WhatsApp asking if this was me.
I’m no litterbug and I disposed of all my rubbish in a nearby bin which was quite full. I don’t know what happened but it could have been a bird or somebody else but that is not my problem. My problem is now my good name being called into question.
Your names ok, not good or great, but grand
Defamation suit.
There are no bins at the location whatsoever. It’s at the picnic tables beside the entrance to Ashtown Park.
But you wouldn’t know that, as you’re most likely not James.
We are ALL James.
Then it obviously must have been posh seagulls who decided to take all the takeaway bags out of the bins up the road, and carry them to the picnic tables in the park where they can eat with a little more class.
Instant Korma’s gonna get you James
So remind me again why every pic of a poorly parked car has the registration plate blurred out?
True dat!!
Usually car reg pics are blurred so criminals can’t clone the reg and use it on another car of the same make, model and colour.
Could they not just use their eyes to do that? Why would they need pictures?
You could use your eyes but you have to be lucky enough to be standing beside a car of the exact make model colour you’re looking for. The practice of blurring car regs originated with sites like Autotrader, Done Deal, Buy & Sell etc. Say you have a stolen blue Golf. Or even a legit blue Golf and you don’t want to pay automated tolls + speeding tickets. Go to AutoTrader and search for blue VW Golf, note the reg, make some fake plates and you’re ready to go, without even having left the house. Blurring regs just makes this practice a little harder.
Ok, cool, that makes sense.
Odd then that Carzone don’t blur the reg plates.
Because reg numbers are unique and names aren’t?
Ghee, I bhatma life, everyone’s cummin on here to take a popad-him !
Nan of that is funny
As I stated above he will be vin-da-loo for most of the day.
Im reading this with the heating off and Im jal-freezing out here….Korma-on this could be better! Tikka of the opportunities he had to put it in the bin
Sayg – a loo? It isn’t so
True :)
A loo go boy
Wouldn’t it be superb if it was this very same James Rowan?
https://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=272574198&authType=NAME_SEARCH&authToken=AyhL&locale=en_US&srchid=230773661437994955142&srchindex=6&srchtotal=8&trk=vsrp_people_res_name&trkInfo=VSRPsearchId%3A230773661437994955142%2CVSRPtargetId%3A272574198%2CVSRPcmpt%3Aprimary%2CVSRPnm%3Atrue%2CauthType%3ANAME_SEARCH
Yes, it would.
btw, what is “Romanes Intergration”
People called Romanes they go the house?
Love it!
Of course!
…nice thought but that guy would have kept the receipt for his expenses claim..
Congratulations on doxxing yourself with that search string!
That’s okay, I don’t hide behind my avatar, I’m easily found… :0)
The complete lack of respect for public spaces and property by a minority in this country pisses me off.
Looks like more than 1 Bombay Pantry bags there..
There’s a lovely park in Blanchardstown that the council have recently added a load more bins to, but ass wipes still can’t walk 15 feet and throw their rubbish into them.
As my friend who works out in Blanch has told me, heard from one Mum he confronted… “it keeps the road sweepers in a job” said she, as her son kicked his half finished bag o’ chips all over the footpath, less than ten feet from a bin.
My head would explode.
I would definitely do time, if I witnessed that.
That’s how I felt, just hearing it :)
People who leave their litter behind are badly reared lowlifes.
Also people who can’t control their dogs properly.
Delightfully passive aggressive, well done Alan!
Thank you!
Vile miscreant
Currying the can
Tikka the p1ss.
Is it legal to consume alcohol in public places?
Yes if you’re middle class, drinking wine and chortling among like minded thespians.
No if you’re drinking from a can.
It can be criminalised by the local authority by way of bye-laws. The authority in this case, Dun Laoghaire Rathdown Council, have done so.
http://www.dlrcoco.ie/media/media,4519,en.pdf
Leaving your name in a printed receipt from a shop that is likely to have your phone number, and a bunch of cans with your fingerprints when contravening at least two laws. Clever, eh?
It may have been the seagulls…
Yes they always carry rubbish from afar to eat at picnic tables.
Well, they hardly brought their own buggies…… and they’ll have to put all those yummy babies somewhere.
Kormaround sundown
Stunned neither the bag or the receipt didn’t dissolve if that was yesterday! Pissed rain all day if I remember!
the pics were taken on Saturday afternoon
I remember one beautiful summer lying in a park near Ranelagh and a family beside us throwing all their rubbish around them on the grass. When they’d made the place too dirty, they got up moved down the field a bit and continued to then spoil that part of the field with more rubbish.
Selfish unthinking assholes, and the country is full of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhcKuMjvcCk
Gotta be a fake: no MAN would order a korma.
Dear people of the future, I wonder (assuming you eventually get around to reading stuff like this), does this kind of thing make the Godless post-apocalyptic ash heap you live in seem more or less understandable?
More of this sort of thing please. The garden next door to me is constantly being filled by scrofulous scrotes with cider flagons and bags of rubbish which are then torn apart by foxes. More naming and shaming of the filth mongers can only be a good thing. That or impalement on spiked objects….