Instant Korma

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2015-07-27

2015-07-27-1

Yesterday.

Ashtown Park, Dublin 15.

Alan writes:

I realise you don’t normally do this but just wondering if we can return these to James Rowan? The remains of his takeaway dinner seem to have blown out of his hands in Ashtown Park [Dublin 15] joining the empty tins in one of the nicest little parks in Dublin

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70 thoughts on “Instant Korma

    1. Paolo

      I really doubt that. BP always take your name so that they can find the right bag when the punter comes to pick it up. I know my name is always on the receipt.

    2. Murtles

      No dingbatism at all. That is indeed the Customers name and Order Number in that portion of the receipt. However the likelyhood of James Rowan seeing this post today is minimal as the combination of the Korma and that cheap beer will confine him to the crapper for most of the day. May it flow out of you James like hot lava ya litter lout.

    1. B Bop

      More of this excellent rumbling … especially of the sadistic scum who mistreat animals.

  1. Mr. P.

    Post it to him with no stamp in a large wrapping,
    An Post will attempt delivery and fail if he is out, they will leave a collection notice, he will be curious about what it could be, take time out to go to the post office collection point, they will demand payment before they release it, he will pay because he will be even more curious, then he will get it, open it and feel like a tw*t.

    yaay.

    1. Paolo

      Shaming someone is worse than cancer. It’s the greatest crime that can be committed these days.

  2. James Rowan

    I have to say that I’m disgusted by this post. I was absolutely shocked when a friend sent me a link on WhatsApp asking if this was me.
    I’m no litterbug and I disposed of all my rubbish in a nearby bin which was quite full. I don’t know what happened but it could have been a bird or somebody else but that is not my problem. My problem is now my good name being called into question.

    1. scundered

      There are no bins at the location whatsoever. It’s at the picnic tables beside the entrance to Ashtown Park.

      But you wouldn’t know that, as you’re most likely not James.

        1. scundered

          Then it obviously must have been posh seagulls who decided to take all the takeaway bags out of the bins up the road, and carry them to the picnic tables in the park where they can eat with a little more class.

  3. Reginald Plates

    So remind me again why every pic of a poorly parked car has the registration plate blurred out?

    1. Freddie

      Usually car reg pics are blurred so criminals can’t clone the reg and use it on another car of the same make, model and colour.

        1. Freddie

          You could use your eyes but you have to be lucky enough to be standing beside a car of the exact make model colour you’re looking for. The practice of blurring car regs originated with sites like Autotrader, Done Deal, Buy & Sell etc. Say you have a stolen blue Golf. Or even a legit blue Golf and you don’t want to pay automated tolls + speeding tickets. Go to AutoTrader and search for blue VW Golf, note the reg, make some fake plates and you’re ready to go, without even having left the house. Blurring regs just makes this practice a little harder.

        1. fluffybiscuits

          Im reading this with the heating off and Im jal-freezing out here….Korma-on this could be better! Tikka of the opportunities he had to put it in the bin

  4. Dongle

    The complete lack of respect for public spaces and property by a minority in this country pisses me off.

  5. pissedasanewt

    Looks like more than 1 Bombay Pantry bags there..

    There’s a lovely park in Blanchardstown that the council have recently added a load more bins to, but ass wipes still can’t walk 15 feet and throw their rubbish into them.

    1. Clampers Outside!

      As my friend who works out in Blanch has told me, heard from one Mum he confronted… “it keeps the road sweepers in a job” said she, as her son kicked his half finished bag o’ chips all over the footpath, less than ten feet from a bin.

      My head would explode.

  6. Mr. T.

    People who leave their litter behind are badly reared lowlifes.

    Also people who can’t control their dogs properly.

    1. Mr. T.

      Yes if you’re middle class, drinking wine and chortling among like minded thespians.

      No if you’re drinking from a can.

      1. manolo

        Leaving your name in a printed receipt from a shop that is likely to have your phone number, and a bunch of cans with your fingerprints when contravening at least two laws. Clever, eh?

  7. Crowe

    Stunned neither the bag or the receipt didn’t dissolve if that was yesterday! Pissed rain all day if I remember!

  8. ABM's Bloodied Underwear

    I remember one beautiful summer lying in a park near Ranelagh and a family beside us throwing all their rubbish around them on the grass. When they’d made the place too dirty, they got up moved down the field a bit and continued to then spoil that part of the field with more rubbish.

    Selfish unthinking assholes, and the country is full of them.

  9. SOMK

    Dear people of the future, I wonder (assuming you eventually get around to reading stuff like this), does this kind of thing make the Godless post-apocalyptic ash heap you live in seem more or less understandable?

  10. tarfton clax

    More of this sort of thing please. The garden next door to me is constantly being filled by scrofulous scrotes with cider flagons and bags of rubbish which are then torn apart by foxes. More naming and shaming of the filth mongers can only be a good thing. That or impalement on spiked objects….

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