No Smokers, No Overweight, No Irish

Admin at 11:01 am July 28, 2015

Harsh but fair.

Ulverton, Dalkey (Daft)

Thanks DD

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25 thoughts on “No Smokers, No Overweight, No Irish”

Birneybau2 July 28, 2015 at 11:20 am

Well, the petite requirement could be because it’s basically too small for your person of average height…
1. Clo July 28, 2015 at 11:49 am
  
  Yes, seems unlikely that this meets building regulations (such as they are) for habitable space in lofts.
  http://www.environ.ie/en/DevelopmentHousing/BuildingStandards/PublicationsDocuments/FileDownLoad,1657,en.pdf
  http://www.expertattics.ie/AtticFAQs.htm#Willmyconversionbeclassedasanextrabedroom
  At least there’s a fire alarm.
Peoples July 28, 2015 at 11:21 am

Seems like perfectly reasonable request. Somebody civilized to take care of your lovely property .
1. Mr. T. July 28, 2015 at 1:16 pm
  
  It’s not about someone ‘taking care’ of your property, that’s your job.
  
  This is supposed to be a functional usable let in exchange for money.
K July 28, 2015 at 11:39 am

International Guy up to his old, diabolical tricks.
ahyeah July 28, 2015 at 11:39 am

Non-smoking, quiet, petite from overseas – an indirect way of soliciting for Asian women.
Luciano July 28, 2015 at 11:47 am

A hobbit perhaps?
1. Mikeyfex July 28, 2015 at 11:49 am
  
  Mmm indeed. Someone who doesn’t need more door.
  1. Caroline July 28, 2015 at 11:53 am
    
    Maybe they should give the council a ring.
    1. Domestos July 28, 2015 at 11:59 am
      
      Yeah, it’s hard to see the jacks ‘n all from those pics.
    2. Spaghetti Hoop July 28, 2015 at 12:12 pm
      
      Now you’re tolkien.
    3. Mikeyfex July 28, 2015 at 12:33 pm
      
      Aye, sour one.
    4. scottser July 28, 2015 at 1:17 pm
      
      yeah, but trying to get through to the council is mordor
  2. Clampers Outside! July 28, 2015 at 12:05 pm
    
    Brilliant Mikey, just brilliant :)
  3. jeremy kyle July 28, 2015 at 12:14 pm
    
    Top Sh-elf
  4. scottser July 28, 2015 at 2:54 pm
    
    didn’t see your contribution there mikeyfix – sorry for the replication. i feel like a bit of a d-orc now..
Avon Barksdale July 28, 2015 at 11:48 am

http://jrnl.ie/2239218
1. Martin Heavy-Guy July 28, 2015 at 12:17 pm
  
  I read as far as “a sign the council is giving into pressure” and gave up. If you can’t get your grammar right on the first paragraph what is the point?!
  1. Avon Barksdale July 28, 2015 at 12:51 pm
    
    and here I was paying attention to the actual information in the article like a sucker
2. classter July 28, 2015 at 6:43 pm
  
  Ugh – the problem really is not that minimum apartment sizes are too big.
Eulich McGee July 28, 2015 at 12:25 pm

Would suit Adolf Hitler.
JunkFace July 28, 2015 at 12:32 pm

Petite? Sweet Jesus we’re back to Boom times Gobsh1te mode
Mr. T. July 28, 2015 at 1:17 pm

I doubt this this is a legal let. So I hope the council inspect it and refuse planning.

Use it for what it is, an attic storage space.
fluffybiscuits July 28, 2015 at 1:24 pm

Sue and claim discrimination!
Oh hi! July 28, 2015 at 4:59 pm

I really don’t think that’s the safest place to put an extension lead.

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