Arf.
Dog-adoring telly star Darren Kennedy launching the Doggie Do, Ireland’s first dog festival in Merrion Square, Dublin 2, on September 12.
Michael writes:
Organisers of The Doggie Do are delighted to reveal the latest news about the programme for The Doggie Do, Ireland’s first ever dog festival, taking place in Merrion Square Saturday 12th September.Darren will host the family-friendly dog-centric extravaganza.
The Doggie Do is inspired by the annual Halloween Dog Parade in New York City’s East Village, which offers the chance for the community of dog-owners to get together – and for everyone to enjoy the spectacle of dogs in fancy dress.
One of the highlights of The Doggie Do will be the The Dog of Dublin 2015 canine costume competition.The Dublin event will also have a strong emphasis on responsible dog ownership. Some of Ireland’s best trainers will be involved and give our canine besties some of the pampering they deserve, there will be a Doggie and Soul chill out area, with a water bar, comfy cushions, and a relaxing dog-friendly sound-track.
We have a Doggie Do ‘Lone Wolf’ ticket (1 adult) and a Pack (2 adults + 2 kids) to give away to TWO mutt-owning Broadsheet readers.
To enter, just complete this sentence (adding detail if it suits):
‘If my dog was a well known human he/she would be_________________’
Lines MUST close at 4.45pm MIDNIGHT (Friday)
Russell Brand
If my dog was a well known human she would be insufferable.
*but not Joan Burton strength insufferable
if my dog was a well known human he would be Luke Kelly humming a few lines of Raglan Road with his finger/paw in his ear.
If my other dog was a well known human he would be Stevie Wonder.
I don’t have a god thank dog…but that Kennedy fella above…there’s another hipster lad in England named Rylan or something and I honestly thought they were the same person cleverly hyping themselves up on both RTE and BBC.
That “look” can be bought in a kit bag from Pennys.
You clearly don’t know what a hipster is and just apply the label to anyone who looks different to you.
No to the label application.
I thought I was pretty good at hipster-spotting but I’m a little hesitant now. Enlighten me Parky.
Rylan is not a hipster. He is, I don’t know, TOWIE?
WTF is a towie??
We have a lot of work to do here….
Don’t ask Hoop !
No.
Rylan and Darren Kennedy being declared hipsters may mark the end of hipster-dom as we know it…..Thank you Spaghetti Hoop, thank you!!!
…sadly, my dog died recently but when she was alive she was definitely Twink…well past it but still a Diva.
‘If my dog was a well known human she would be Aretha Franklin’
If my dog was a well known human she would be writing a tell all book on the disgusting things I do when I think no one is looking, no one but the dog!!!!!!!!!!”
‘If my dog was a well known human he/she would be cursed to have the body of Willie O’Dea while performing the role of Cian Healy.’
Jacker?
If my dog was a well known human she would be that person everyone hates in the office. Loud, opinionated but doesn’t listen to other’s opinions, bad mannered and pees on the carpet. Everyone has someone like that in their office right?
Basically, your dog would be Jonotti?
lol
If my dog was a well known human she would be Ariana Grande, whoever she is
…because I typed in “most annoying celebrity beeeeeaaaatch” into Google and that’s what I got back.
If my dog was a well known human she would probably be Rosanna Davison – young, Irish, leggy, blonde,
great rack, not known for her intellectual prowess but eager to use her good looks/nudity to her advantage while she can!Ha!
Now da’bould
But I still sniggered
if my dog was a well known human she’d be jermain defoe. she needs a personal assistant, not an owner. try throwing a frisbee for her – you get a look that says ‘what, you want me to get that? i’m too busy sniffing my crotch’.
Does this dog show get so much attention because it’s organised by Broadsheet and Le Cool Dublin lovie “Nialler 9”?
A literal sh1tstorm is about to hit Merrion SQ
Dirty smelly creatures. I will be steering well clear of the square that day.
f my dog was a well known human she would be Megyn Kelly as she looks good but has attitude towards men
I my doggie
Blah di blah
Ya
Colombo
Lads
I love d’telly
But who the ûck is this lad Darren
Is “telly star” a bit ‘ve a stretch
Or is it just me
I looked him up and I flicked through some pictures of his gaff.
All I can tell you is he’s NOT Rylan, and while Don won’t tell me what a ‘towie’ is he may not be that either.
The Only Way Is Essex Hoops
Even I know that
But then why wouldn’t I
Ah.
*no less bewildered*
Without sounding pompous, I don’t watch sh1t TV shows.
I don’t either
Just born there
And still loadsa connections embedded around the Dagenham Romford area
And beyond
Was he on xFactor with Rylan
Or sum’ting
If my dog were a human he would be Lord Lucan – missing, long presumed dead and yet people still think they seem him when they get pissed on holiday.
He would be Barack Obama same as his namesake
If my dog was a well known human she would be [redacted] . She is a half Maltese spoiled brat who makes a lot of demand and I am pretty sure she waits and laughs every time I have to pick up her $hit.
if this doesn’t win, it’s proof of a conspiracy.
If my dog were human it would be an imaginary friend :(
tosser
‘If my dog was a well known human he/she would be called a basic bitch by Kate Moss’
Will Doggie Do include recipes and demonstrations of how to cook the mutts?
TV Star? Is he famous for fixing them or wha’?
The dogs will be confused as hell wondering why their regular local butt sniffs are all in this strange place.