Ringos Dove writes:
Beware the Oystercatcher in Carlingford. A misjudged attempt at humour given the age profile of visitors there (my youthful self excluded).
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Ringos Dove writes:
Beware the Oystercatcher in Carlingford. A misjudged attempt at humour given the age profile of visitors there (my youthful self excluded).
‘Oysters shuck responsibly’?
They can’t even hold the knife.
‘No clam left unopened’
Not a pearl of wisdom between them.
They have some neck, lace
The real crime here is Comic Sans
“All Shook Up”?
Well I bless my soul
What’s wrong with me?
I’m itching like a man on a fuzzy tree
Crabs from Oyspercatcher it must be
I’m in love
I’m all shook up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!
Ah stop being such a feckin prude.
Age profile of visitors in Carlingford? WTF you on about? Stags and Hens can handle the innuendo I reckon.
I thought this was referring to pensioners.
Pretty sure they know of crabs also / not as naive as people think.