The actual cover of an actual book you can actually buy on Amazon. To wit:
In Carlton Mellick III’s fourteenth bizarro novel, The Haunted Vagina, the reader is presented with another Mellickian mind-bending concept–what if your girlfriend’s vagina was a gateway to another world? We are introduced to Steve and his girlfriend Stacy, whose “haunted” vagina is a problem for their sex life. When a skeleton-like creature emerges from Stacy’s vagina, the two decide to explore what may be inside of her.
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One of his other books ‘The Baby Jesus Butt Plug’ should fix that.
Crikey, that’s some strange stuff going on there….. I got to admit I really do want to read that – and some of his other – ‘books’. I learned about something new today. A genre I never new existed. Thanks, Broadsheet….! Your’re the best!
Yere best yet BS
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It’ll be hard bate
I hear there’s a play called the Vagina Monologues
Isn’t it mad altogether
And this a day after we were all forced to defend churned out genre books because Pratchett was under attack.
It’s no “Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butt”: http://www.amazon.com/Pounded-In-The-Butt-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU
Thats glorious!
“From the author of APESHlT!”
he shone here http://www.amazon.com/Adolf-Wonderland-Carlton-III-Mellick/dp/1621050785/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_y
It’s no “Hedging His Bets”, a BBW shapeshifting hedgehog paranormal romance novel.
http://www.amazon.com/Hedging-Bets-Paranormal-Shapeshifter-Romance-ebook/dp/B00CA7RLMQ
Another one that comes up when you search the book, but by a different author is “Ass Goblins of Auschwitz”. Just what the…!
Just cos it’s on Amazon, doesn’t mean it’s not a vanity self-published job. Amazon is more like e-bay’s “buy it now” section than an online book retailer.
I’ve seen copies of The Haunted Vagina in Waterstones here in the UK so it’s at probably had some sort of non-self funded print run.
Is that an entire book inspired by a Frankie Boyle punch line?
What did the previous two Carlton Mellicks do to create this mind?
And when I clicked it I was expecting it to be about possibly the finest comic ever to be published:
http://www.the-isb.com/?p=980
I can confirm that this is NSFW