Prêt-Á-Porter

27 thoughts on “Prêt-Á-Porter”

1. Murtles October 2, 2015 at 3:23 pm

   Ah the old Human Centipede look is coming back in. Deadly.
2. Bertie Blenkinsop October 2, 2015 at 3:23 pm

   “please don’t fart… please don’t fart”
   1. Dόn Pídgéόní October 2, 2015 at 3:51 pm

      I would fart on principle
      1. bertie blenkinsop October 3, 2015 at 10:06 am

         Ah no, she was great in Dallas.
3. Spaghetti Hoop October 2, 2015 at 3:27 pm

   Wife-carrying finally goes same-sex.
4. Elfordo October 2, 2015 at 3:30 pm

   I believe this particular move is called the Purple Aki
5. Clampers Outside! October 2, 2015 at 3:35 pm

   I’ll take two of pic three thanks.
6. Mikeyfex October 2, 2015 at 3:37 pm

   Would ye ffff…
7. Custo October 2, 2015 at 3:48 pm

   Yo Dawg! We put a model on your model so you can model while you model!
8. Dόn Pídgéόní October 2, 2015 at 3:52 pm

   I hope they had a good ol scrub in the pantaloon department before hand, it can be hot under those lights…
9. meadowlark October 2, 2015 at 3:53 pm

   Stop. Just… Stop. Please.
10. newsjustin October 2, 2015 at 3:59 pm

    I’m looking forward to wearing one of those strap-ons next year.
    1. Mrtits October 2, 2015 at 4:09 pm

       Yours will have a sheep in it though
       1. Dόn Pídgéόní October 2, 2015 at 4:10 pm

          It will help news understand what it’s like when women are forced to carry around someone else without their express desire to do so. Might be good for him?
          1. newsjustin October 2, 2015 at 4:18 pm

             Ye’re no fun.
             1. Dόn Pídgéόní October 2, 2015 at 4:30 pm

                Meh, neither are you. Its the same over and over.
             2. newsjustin October 2, 2015 at 4:35 pm

                At least I didn’t raise the issue of abortion in an un-related, funny post. I’ll always have that I guess.
             3. Don Pidgeoni October 2, 2015 at 7:09 pm

                Makes up for your staggering losses in every other thread then.
          2. Clampers Outside! October 2, 2015 at 4:47 pm

             Good one Don :)
             1. Dόn Pídgéόní October 2, 2015 at 4:49 pm

                Tbf, he waltzed into that with a neon arrow pointing at him, doing the can-can while screaming “Look at me, look at me” into a megaphone”. Hard to miss.
11. Mr. T. October 2, 2015 at 4:23 pm

    In New York once I saw a man walking sideways for a very long distance. He was clearly nuts but it was amazing to watch.
    1. tony October 2, 2015 at 7:12 pm

       Did you have a good laugh at the mentally ill person yeah? Bet ya did ya fupping twat
12. Mr. T. October 2, 2015 at 4:34 pm

    The most shallow industries in order of shallowness (shallowest being 1):

    1. Fashion
    2. Fashion
    3. PR
    4. Marketing
    5. Marketing
    1. some old queen October 2, 2015 at 6:55 pm

       Obviously hairdressers swim in the deep side of the pool.
13. postmanpat October 2, 2015 at 4:34 pm

    derelict my balls!!!
    1. Deluded October 2, 2015 at 5:05 pm

       So…….
       I like your beard.
14. Janet, I ate my avatar October 3, 2015 at 9:41 am

    All I have to do now is to convince me fella to wear me to the races.. giddy up the best dressed fella

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