Staying In Tonight?



Neckwear eschewing moneybags Richard Branson during a [precorded] interview to be  broadcast tonight on RTÉ One’s Late Late Show with Ryan Tubridy.

Gareth Naughton writes:

…other guests on tonight’s show include:Rapper Professor Green talking about his journey from a troubled upbringing to life amongst the Made in Chelsea set following his marriage to Millie Mackintosh.At Your Service star Francis Brennan giving his guide to happiness. Rory O’Neill, aka Panti Bliss, chatting about the aftermath of the marriage referendum and becoming The Queen of Ireland. Jockeys Robbie McNamara and Brian Toomey will be appearing to discuss the aftermath of their respective falls and their recoveries.


21 thoughts on “Staying In Tonight?

    1. Dong

      No he is not. He’s trying to convince the audience he is heterosexual but just has never had a relationship. Poor guy.

      1. Ample Mammaries

        How do you know what he’s trying to convince people. You’re just a bigot, refusing to acknowledge someone’s sexuality. If a person said they were gay I doubt you would question it and imply they were lying. Because you’re a hypocrite.

  1. Quint

    Prof Green is being interviewed? Really? Wasn’t he kind of famous about 7 years ago? That’s the best they could get? Plus Panti O’Neill Bliss or whatever her/his name is and a prerecorded interview with Branson. Jesus fupping wept.

  2. Cluster

    If Branson actually cut the tie, it’d be mildly interesting to see how Tubbers’ producers sorted the continuity issue…

  3. Cluster

    Anyway boring, snarky criticism of RTE aside, the Late Late Show is dead & Tubridy finished it. Time to come up with something new before even the hardcore audience move on.

  4. sǝɯǝɯ ʇɐ pɐq

    I love it when two smarmy, condescending people go to this much trouble to ingratiate themselves with unworthy plebs like myself.
    Rehearsals alone must’ve taken up minutes of their valuable time.

    Excuse me now while I rush out to change my ISP and buy a second TV license.

  5. Pawel

    Ciao all,

    I come from Poland. I make Ireland my home since last 5 year.
    I like all Irish people I meet, but how do you say… Ryan Turbridy is a bleedin pain in the bottomhole. He make me want to punch him in the willy, hard. I no like this sanctimonious mickey on the television.

    No disrespect my Irish friends.

    Bonne soirée mes amis.

      1. sǝɯǝɯ ʇɐ pɐq

        Yeah, welcome to the club Pawel.

        Joe, I hope that wasn’t directed at me.
        I don’t want to be in any club and you know it.
        Stop taking the piss.

    1. Pawel

      Oh me god, thanks you for correcting me bad words Broadsheet team.
      I should not have said what I said.

      I do not really want to punch Ryan Turbridy in the *****.
      Maybe a more suitable display of my disdain would be to meet Ryan in a confined space, after I eat a good feed of moma’s Kielbasa. hehehehehe

  6. lois

    The pink tie is from a children’s cancer charity call Aoibhean’s pink tie which Aoibhean father set up after his daughter sadly died from cancer , and last week gave the pink tie to tubridy after a visit to st john ward to met children fighting cancer tubridy said he would wear it on the late late show so knowing the significance of the tie why oh why did tubridy allow Richard Branson to cut it up on a prerecorded interview

    1. Clampers Outside!

      Because a celeb asked him to do so, probably.

      ….and Tubs turns to putty and loses all will of his own when rich celebs ask him to do things for him which also makes him a pathetically useless fawning interviewer.

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