With three €50 credit vouchers for Deliveroo [online takeaway service] on offer we asked: how do YOU kill the average 32-minute waiting time for Deliveroo deliveries?
You answered in your dozens.
Winners:
Kolmo: “During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to collect and fashion a number of discarded pallets into the rudimentary fo’castle of HMS Pinafore and perform the finale scene (Act II) from the Pirates of Penzance with full orchestral backing and a singing macaque. I find it important to get the performance wrapped-up before 32 minutes as it makes the doorbell difficult to hear, causing unnecessary delay and, logically, a cold batter sausage.”
ZeligIsJaded: “During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to warm my plates in the cookeroo. Then I feederoo my cockatoo, practice on me didgeridoo, check Six-One for the hullabaloo, and just sit back and wait for my vindaloo.”
Reppy: ‘During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to read an extensive article on the Fermi Paradox and consider how meaningless a 32 minute wait is in the entire length of time since the universe was created… and realise I forgot to order extra garlic mayo’
Thanks all
Yesterday: Roo The Day
ZeligIsJaded should of been given all the vouchers for that answer.
Any word on who won the Keogh’s crisps?
Mick, winners announced tomorrow morning. Sorry for the delay
Ta!
Fair play Kolmo…. when are you next ordering, so I can book a front row seat! :)