What you may need to know:
1. The first fruits of Adam Sandler’s exclusive deal with Netflix.
2. The good news is that it keeps Sandler out of the cinemas.
3. The bad news is that there are another three movies on the way.
4. That cast list is the cinematic equivalent of 100 monkeys throwing faeces at a wall.
5. Around a dozen Native American actors walked off set back in April. They weren’t cool with playing characters called “Beaver Breath” and “Wears No Bra.”
6. Rose McGowan can relate.
7. Broadsheet prognosis: A Happy Madison production. *Shudder*
Release Date: December 11 (Netflix).
(Mark blogs about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie)
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Rob Schneider is…a carrot! It’s 24 carat comedy. Best SP episode hands down.
Damn, you beat me to it *vinyl screech*
I have a serious question. Why, oh why oh please for the love of sausages, WHY do they keep hiring him?
Depressing reading…
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/people/chart/?id=adamsandler.htm
Mick its true, he is in the top 5 earners in Hollywood, and his films gross crazy money, and yet Ive never met anyone who went to see his movies or would be bothered to pirate them …
I somehow ended up seeing Mr Deeds in the cinema. The only thing I remember clearly about it was a cameo from John McEnroe where he drank deeply and obviously from a bottle of Heineken, just stopping shy of saying “This Heineken sure tastes great”. It was like the ad placement jokes in Wayne’s World without actually being a joke.
That is… Awful. How is Grown Ups even on that list? Even TV3 admit its swill.
Like a stopped clock….Punch Drunk Love was fantastic.
I have a deep, quiet love for The Wedding Singer. And this song is possibly Sandler’s finest moment. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CYI5bKZMes
if you have watched 50 First Dates (not to be confused with 51st State) I’d like to just say that Sean Astin aka Samwise Gamgee is the best thing in that movie
Robert Downey Junior’s advice to Ben Stiller’s Tugg Speedman re Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder never seemed so topical.
Ha! Imagine if somebody actually made that into a real…oh wait…oh dear god no
Oh man, you just couldn’t stay away from the trailer, could you?
Aw man, et tu, Terry Crews?
So Netflix finally has more money than sense.
This from the actual company’s actual press release announcing the four movie deal with Sandler:
“When these fine people came to me with an offer to make four movies for them, I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only: Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks,” said Sandler. “Let the streaming begin!!!!”
Well that certainly is something that can never be unread.
This worries me. I mean, on the one hand, you think ‘well, if this pays off, Netflix have more money to go and make more shows like Narcos/Daredevil/OITNB/House of Cards etc…’ but then you think that no – if this pays off, it’ll only encourage them to do more Adam Sandler crap…