Finally.
Niall T writes:
Just got this press release. Hope you’re not still eating your brekkie….
Meanwhile…
John Nisbet asks:
What fresh hell is this?
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Finally.
Niall T writes:
Just got this press release. Hope you’re not still eating your brekkie….
Meanwhile…
John Nisbet asks:
What fresh hell is this?
Can people not just courtesy flush?
* sitting on the throne, fumbles with phone *
Are you the new Groom Stool? It’s ‘curtsey’ I’ll have you know.
Now grab that that 2-ply, while I get myself in position!
I should be. I have a lot of bathroom related advice for people. Mainly wash your hands you filthy f****rs.
I will practice my curtsey poo tomorrow morning, sounds awkward though.
But how can you not inspect the befoulment that you have brought on the toilet if you flush it away before you get to the wiping stage?
If you are looking for more than 2 seconds, you are a poo fetishist.
Use an extra 8 litres just for a bit of whiff? Waste of water. Eat a bit more fibre instead, and the one flush do be adequate ;)
You have not been lucky enough to experience my work loos then – a courtesy flush is well worth it. Plus most of them save water on washing their hands so it probably equals out over time.
Eat enough fibre and you can have a ghost poo, truly the most elusive and magical of movements.
eat enough fibre and you can witness the marvel that is the ‘go-sh1te’. from roger’s profanisauras: ‘a turd so voluminous it disappears round the u-bend under it’s own gravity, negating the need to flush’
That’s a ghost-poo!
Though I think it’s more about aerodynamism, density and velocity that makes it considerately flush itself, rather than volume.
A true ghost-poo needs no loo roll either, though I always feel a little cheated that you have to waste a little bit checking the veracity of the ghost-poo #poochat
And that’s if he doesn’t escape first !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21EA2F3Y8Lk
Open wide Santa, you kinky bast*rd
Where can you get the Santy toilet seat cover??
Yeah, unfortunately I don’t think that’s how the human brain works. Once you’ve made the connection, scented nappy bags are still gonna make you think of the smell of poo. Scented pads… scented pads are just all kinds of wrong.
“My, what’s that zesty scent caressing the lining of my nostrils, why I do believe it’s the lemon-fresh zing of Poofume. For sure, the last thing I am imagining now is the fug of a freshly-dropped turd. No sirree!”
Poofume need a Cinnamon mist to go with this.
Mmmm Christmassy
just the thing for your christmas log.
Is the toilet seat cover for sale in Ireland?
Leon, it is. Just getting details now.
This is a game stopper, everyone be patient.
Computer says you can get the lid covers in Heatons and Homestore and more. I guess just be careful where you spread your Christmas cheer.
we have a similar product in work, its class. poo pouri its called. never a plop has been smelt since.
Too scary to light a match these days ? What ARE people eating ? Is it the bacon ?
Was it for this?