Smell The Pants And Do The Dance

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AREYAHAVINGTHAT DISCO SHOPPING THUMBNAIL

Ya dancin’?

He’s askin’.

Are Ya Having That writes:

‘LeatherJacketGuy’ has invented ‘Disco Shopping’ with the ‘Cabbage Dance’
Rule (1) Go to multiple shops that sell Pants and T-Shirts with Words.
Rule (2) You must ‘Cabbage Dance’ as above video
Rule (3) The tune used must be monotonous
Rule (4) “Smell The Pants And Do The Dance”

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82 thoughts on “Smell The Pants And Do The Dance

  1. mauriac

    finally 2+2=5 and I love leather jacket guy but why does he look like he’s wearing someone else’s face ?

      1. Caroline

        Don’t worry baby. It’s someone else enjoying a little cross-dressing. I bet it’s quite a rush.

  2. Evey

    I’d “wear” this lad out in the jacks of a Ballybay disco, and sure never mind the smell of sick!!

    lmoa

  3. Art Vandelay

    The most depressing thing about these about Bodger being paid to post these videos is that my tax is going towards this lads dole, rent relief and hair dye.

    1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

      We need to come up with a counter option. How about people who actually look good in leather jackets, not like scabby walking STDs?

      Early 1980s Bruce Springsteen comes to mind

          1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

            You win a little day dream about the leather jacket man/woman of your dreams!

        1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

          Sorry Max.

          But what I said was looking like a walking STD, not that you are in fact, a walking STD. This is called a simile and is a figure of speech comparing two things in order to make that comparison stand out more for the reader.

          1. rory

            I’m not Max, I’m rory; you may have seen some of my comments before? Anyway, what you said was mean.

    1. Butter

      Even the Irishpost link is covered in astroturf comments, suppose he has nothing better to do while waiting for his dole.

    2. Caroline

      So Max Byrne is Leather Jacket Guy
      Or is Leather Jacket Guy Max Byrne?

      For the purpose of internet searches it’s probably irrelevant.

      1. Caroline

        Wait, I googled search engine optimisation and that’s totally wrong. I should have put:

        Max Byrne Real Name Leather Jacket Guy Real Name Are Ya Havin That Broadsheet Promotion Scandal 2016 Cabbages Cocktails Cavan V for Vendetta Max Byrne Dead Face Guy Skin Wrong Beard YouTube Video Sexscribe CBeebies Aneurysm Dead Face Drinks Irish People Max Byrne Alive Max Byrne Skins Eats Victims Festival Shenanigans Whiskey Pub Quiz Irish People Leather Jacket Guy Previous Conviction Guinness Irish People Taste Human Flesh First Time Best Drinks

          1. The Old Boy

            At least three. It entitles you to use the title “Dr” on Broadsheet without anyone being allowed to get shirty about it.

        1. Rowsdower

          How do you explain these constantly awful videos appearing despite almost universal contempt for them?

          1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

            Bodger, it’s a fupping piece of poo. You love the clicks though, at least be honest about that.

        2. Bubbles

          He’s not funny and nobody here believes for a minute that you think he’s funny.
          Time to break it to him gently, I think. You did your best for him, he was a flop.

  4. Art Vandelay

    Ok then, I believe you. But just give us a quick one liner as to why this cretin keeps getting posted. Even if its a “He’s my mothers brothers aunites cousins gasson”, at least then we’d know..

      1. Butter

        Well somethings obviously not right here, what about all the Astroturf comments and deleting criticism?

        You cant actually think this funny accent and drinking stereotype is funny do you? Is this the level of intellect required to get 20-30 promotional posts on Broadsheet?

      2. Bubbles

        The consensus seems to be that this is hard to believe.
        Either money is changing hands or this unfunny hack has some sort of influence at Broadsheet. Your regular readership keep telling you he is not a positive addition to the site, phony supporters undermine whatever credibility the site has, yet he keeps getting exposure.

  5. MurrayMintz

    Trolls and bullies are lonely, unhappy people and have no real friends. That’s why they say mean things. You can spot them in the comments above. That’s why they all group together. But your big bad words fall on deaf ears of those who actually enjoy life. Funny thing is I bet you tell your kids not to be bullying in school .. Or do you? On behalf of all the people who aren’t bullies and have better things to be doing in life than name calling and downing people, I like this video and it made me smile today. You trolls should try it some time. Stop blaming other people for the fact you’re not a nice person and you’re not happy with your own lives. No matter how hard you try to make other people as sad and nasty as you, it won’t work. Because judging by your comments above, you shouldn’t be telling anybody how to behave. Peace.

    1. Bertie Blenkinsop

      I read your post with “Christina Aguilera – Beautiful” playing in the background.

    2. Art Vandelay

      Cheers Max, but could you tell us how manage to convince the guys to keep posting your videos?

    3. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

      Having a negative opinion of something is not bullying. Bullying is saying that LJG has the comedic stylings of a haemorrhoid. A line which ironically is funnier than anything he has had posted here.

  6. rotide

    While maybe I could by some stretch of the imagination believe that a few regular commenters are not broadsheet staff posting as civilians, I can’t for a second swallow that there’s not SOMETHING going on with this lad getting so much coverage here.

    Either you’re getting paid OR you really will publish anything and don’t care about the astroturfing in the slightest.

    This has ramifications for your ‘SERIOUS NEWS SOURCE’ stories. Is Anne Marie paying you? Is Mercille? Are the comments on these columns legit or are they broadsheet/social democrat/MercilleManiacs just padding the numbers to give their favored columns prominance.

    boards, r eddit etc etc would be all over this type of thing. Good luck with trying to upgrade the image of your site on this track.

    1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

      I agree completely with rotide. So something must be seriously wrong in BS towers

    2. Clampers Outside!

      I think it’s done for laughs… good or bad. Remember Katie Varo.. Varvo… I’m sure she’d be still here if she kept going and stayed on theme…. which was never gonna happen. This guy’s a professional milker, in that he’ll pull the same gag from the same teat until it’s dry and the cow keels over onto his patch of cabbages.

      Good luck to him! :)

      I was chuckling at this stupid video by the end of it…. would have worked with Benny Hill music :)

  7. Caroline

    How do people not get this?

    BS like this guy and they drink your tears.

    It really is that simple.

    1. rotide

      They like Moynes, Pets at Xmas, RTE Program Marketing and all sorts of other ‘controversial’ stuff as well that hasn’t been a problem.

      If you so much as say you like Dana International, you’re a Zionist shill. Breathe a word of admiration of Leo’s 6 pack and you’re a blueshirt shill and yet heres actual 100% shilling that’s more or less sponsored by broadsheet.

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