39 thoughts on “Shut Up And Take My First Preference

  1. ahjayzis

    Ohhhh MY.

    I think I’m actually in love. This man is dangerous, I’m already totally okay with him instituting martial law and abolishing democracy. I hope we go like Tunisia was and have giant banners of his face plastered everywhere.

    #dictatorforlife

    #statesridelike

    #sexualfirstpreference

      1. ahjayzis

        *Sends Don to ‘Re-Education Camp’ for daring to suggest my loyalty to his Jimmy Wimmy Deliciousness is anything other than patriotism and a belief in strong, leftist, and sensual governance*

  2. Reuben Smith

    I hear he’s part French and spends the time he’s not cooking haute cuisine doing veterinary work on infant animals in Dublin zoo.

    1. jack johnson

      ….No, they’re aren’t any… you’d have to go back to the days of Mary Harney for that

    2. Caroline

      If none of the female candidates are pretty enough on their own merit then they shouldn’t get a post. That’s taking a post away from a more prettier candidate.

      1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

        Exactly. What are the men going to look at when they get a bit bored of all that politicking?

  3. Jordofthejungle

    That’s not fair. He looks reasonably akin to the election poster. Definitely still one of the better looking candidates. His twitter handle photo is very fetching. Needless to say, one wouldn’t throw him out of the bed. A cycling addict means he keeps in shape to boot!

  4. bertie blenkinsop

    That was Kevin Humphreys election photo and he generously gave it to the youngfella instead.

  5. Joxer

    if this was a woman there’d be fulminations and all sorts of Sexism criticisms being thrown about….

    BS – can we have sexiest candidates thread setup here – can be male and female obviously….

    1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

      Women in the public eye get comments like this every day – look at the Joan poster thread this morning. And if you complain, you’re a feminazi who doesn’t get banter, which the lowest form of feminazi.

      It would be nice if people were judged on their history at the job or ability or good ideas but they aren’t.

  6. Funster Fionnanánn

    Sexism against men is funny.

    I bet he has big sexy balls. And a big mickey.

    Ughh… I don’t feel well. Can we try a sexy woman poster next week? I’ve got a great line about female mounds.

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